Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If Momma Was Married, artist - Tyne DalyDate of issue: 05.12.2005
Song language: English
If Momma Was Married |
| If Momma was married |
| We’d live in a house |
| As private as private can be |
| Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries, a mouse |
| Two monkeys, one father, six turtles |
| And me… |
| If Momma was married |
| If Momma was married |
| I’d jump in the air |
| And give all my toe shoes to you |
| I’d get all those hair ribbons |
| Out of my hair |
| And once and for all |
| I’d get Momma out too… |
| If Momma was married |
| Momma, get out your white dress |
| You’ve done it before |
| Without much success! |
| Momma, Godspeed and God bless |
| We’re not keeping score |
| What’s one more or less? |
| Oh, Momma, say yes |
| And waltz down the aisle |
| While you may |
| I’ll gladly support you |
| I’ll even escort you… |
| And I’ll gladly give you away |
| Oh, Momma, get married today! |
| If Momma was married there wouldn’t be any more |
| «Let me entertain you, let me make you smile! |
| I will do some kicks!» |
| «I will do some tricks!» |
| Sing out, Louise! |
| [LOUISE |
| Smile, baby! |
| Momma, please take our advice |
| We aren’t The Lunts |
| I’m not Fanny Brice |
| Momma, we’ll buy you the rice |
| If only this once |
| You wouldn’t think twice |
| It could be so nice |
| If Momma got married to stay |
| But Momma gets married |
| And… |
| Married |
| And… |
| Married |
| And never gets carried away |
| Oh, Momma… |
| Oh, Momma… |
| Oh, Momma… |
| Get married today! |