Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Self Defeat, artist - Tyler James Williams
Date of issue: 14.06.2012
Song language: English
Self Defeat |
One. |
I’m tripping literally, I should be dish washing |
'Cause I got bowlegged knees and often they be crossing |
Go ahead and ask my bosses, they’ll tell you that I’m clumsy |
I’ll probably fall into your fist so you don’t have to punch me. |
Two. |
I’m vegetarian so I don’t want no beef |
You floss expensive jewelry, I floss my crooked teeth |
I sing in church choir, my daddy is a reverend |
I tried to be a gangsta but my curfew was eleven |
Three. |
I drive my Vespa through the streets and wear my helmet proud |
I do my homework every night then come to this rowdy crowd |
I signed up for the battle, filled in all the basics |
But when they saw it was me, they put me on the wait list |
Four. |
I run from bullies in the streets, I don’t know how to fight |
I don’t throw lefts or rights I just left and sprinted right |
I’m skinny, all scrawny arms and a tiny chest |
Shoot I could hide behind that pole if I just hold my breath |
Five. |
My apron looks like a dress |
I should twirl around like a pretty princess, |
I’m not a busboy, I’m a waitress |
But I can’t get the drink right, taste test |
Let me buy another round for your guests |
My hand got sweaty and I lost my grip |
My shoes don’t fit, they hand me down |
From the Salvation Army right downtown |
When I walk into the room, the lights go down |
I’m so ugly, mom won’t hug me And that’s ten better disses than you |
I beat myself, something you couldn’t do |