| Blue balloons, blue balloons
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| What’s a country boy to do?
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| With blue balloons, blue balloons
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| What the hell am I supposed to do?
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| Someone with a needle
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| Help me pop my blue balloons
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| Well, I gave a diamond ring, bought her a car
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| Even took her took her up to one of those stubby uptown bars
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| Went doing everything a gentleman’s supposed to do, ah yeah
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| All she went and got me was a pair of shiny blue balloons, oh
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| Ah, blue balloons, blue balloons
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| What’s a country boy to do?
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| With blue balloons, blue balloons
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| What the hell am I supposed to do?
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| Someone with a needle
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| Help me pop my blue balloons
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| Oh, I tried to be nice, pulled out her chair
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| Commented on her dress, shit, commented on her hair
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| I did everything that my pappy taught me I should do
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| Oh, I sure wasn’t expecting to end the night with blue balloons, but it’s true
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| Said blue balloons (blue balloons), blue balloons (blue balloons)
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| What’s a country boy to do?
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| With blue balloons (blue balloons), blue balloons (blue balloons)
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| What the hell am I supposed to do?
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| Someone with a needle
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| Help me pop my blue balloons
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| Oh, not again
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| Not enough blue balloons
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| I went and called the mayor, called state
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| Even called the president, for goodness' sakes, I
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| Tried to write a letter, tell 'em about my blue balloons
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| (Dear Mr. President, here’s my blue balloons)
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| All I got responded was «we all got them blue balloons, too»
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| Oh, not again
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| Blue balloons (blue balloons), blue balloons (blue balloons)
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| What’s a country boy to do?
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| Blue balloons (blue balloons), blue balloons (blue balloons)
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| Bigger than my own two shoes
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| Someone with a needle
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| Help me pop my blue balloons
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| Hopefully someone’s got a needle
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| To help me pop my blue balloons (blue balloons, blue balloons)
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| Oh, someone with a needle
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| Help me pop my blue balloons |