Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Tale, artist - Ty. Date of issue: 31.12.2000
Song language: English
The Tale |
| 'Yes. |
| This is a cautionary tale. |
| You can … take it any which way you wanna. |
| I mean no disrespect in part two. |
| As we just … alright … let me …'(Ty's voice fades) |
| It was a sunny afternoon, somewhere between April, May or maybe June |
| The year had been quite busy |
| and I was just taking a break from having to make a tune |
| I was chilling with my cousin rude boys undercover just … |
| watching the place |
| Sitting opposite the tube |
| and this girl walked up and said 'I recognise your face. |
| Your name’s Ty isn’t it? |
| I seen you in this and that magazine' |
| I was quite chuffed really, |
| looked slightly at my cousin and we both said 'seen!' |
| One month later she phones me up |
| 'I'm in the area, can I come up?'I'm like 'please!' |
| Turned to my brethren said |
| 'I love you like a brother, but BRUSH you got to leave!' |
| (Tee talking) |
| 'You know what I’m saying? |
| You got to leave! |
| If you met this girl right, |
| you’d understand. |
| You — have — got — to — go. |
| Thank you.' |
| Check my reflection in the mirror, |
| spray a little air fresh, splash a little brute |
| Answer the intercom, 'is Tee there?'Oh, she sounds cute! |
| I take her jacket and she’s left with a white dress going from here to here |
| I offer her a drink, but she only wants water, I’m like 'oh each!' |
| The conversation goes from vague adult chat to thinly veiled come on’s |
| Blood leaves my brain, my whole body’s a drum stick … anxious to drum on How shall I approach this? |
| I’m virtually brain dead plus the line’s busy |
| I begin with a little friendly WWF and touch the titty! |
| (Girl talking, Ty whistling in background) |
| 'Hold on, what are you doing? |
| What are you doing? |
| Are you trying to touch |
| any of this? |
| Who are you? |
| Just because …'(Girl's voice fades) |
| Felt so ashamed! |
| Had to excuse myself by pretending to take the piss |
| Walked to the mirror, splashed water on my face and said 'man what is this?' |
| Get a grip Ben, just because the girl’s here doesn’t mean you’re in Ha, this sexy bullshit can mess up the play |
| and make you think your love is king |
| (Ty talking) |
| 'Ohhh boy. |
| Listen … |
| you know when you’re in one of those predicaments where it’s like, |
| just, oh what can I say, I can’t say …'(Ty's voice fades) |
| I left the bathroom with a clear head, |
| expecting her to moan, apologetic in the worst way |
| She’s butt naked on the sofa, |
| smiling like a joker 'T-Y it’s your birthdayyy!' |
| (Ty talking) |
| 'No, no, no, no, no, no, no, y’know, no! |
| You don’t, listen, you don’t have to ask me what happened next! |
| Anyway, lets just say … mighty fun was had by all! |
| Of course this is fictional, so. |
| Y’know.' |