Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Wasted, artist - Twiztid. Album song A New Nightmare, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 14.06.2018
Record label: Majik Ninja Entertainment
Song language: English
Wasted |
(Man, I was so drunk last night. |
I was drinking shots off this fine, young killer |
Motherfucker, that was me) |
MONOXIDE! |
I’m gone, but I. (you gone, player) |
I mean, I can’t even feel my legs like I’m froze |
And I wanna get me dome, |
But I can’t even take her home |
I wanna go, but my girl keep blowin' up my phone |
I don’t give a fuck, though |
Hand me a Dixie cup and a Red Bull |
And I’mma mix it up with something special to make ya head go |
Oh wee oh wee, oh wee oh wee |
I just found a fuckin' jar of weed in my car |
I be rollin' it, smokin' it ‘till I’m up in a coma |
Hopefully I’ll control the speed |
Roll the window open and get the fuck up out the way |
‘Cause I got throw up in the throat again |
I’m on a potion binge |
Please quit all «emotionin'» |
It’s fuckin' with my focus and |
I need to see who the fuck it is I’m smokin' with |
She’s askin' me what I wanna do, and I’m hopin' hit |
But I’m too gone for this |
Poppin' pills and eatin' shrooms |
Give me molly and 'Bou Lou |
Jäger Bombs and bong rips |
Vicodins and that syrup shit |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Get high, get drunk, get high, |
Get drunk, get high, |
Get WASTED! |
Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip, |
Get WASTED! |
(Yeah. |
I ate all the shrooms and I drank a fifth of Jack Daniels. |
I can’t feel my fucking hands.) |
I got a bit of Tanqueray |
Little bit of Alizé |
Put it in a cup and I fill it to the brim |
Bottom to the skies, then I do it all again |
Drink of champions, tell me who wanna contend |
‘Cause I showed up drunk |
Got a wet bar in the back of my truck |
Crown Royal, Crystal Head, Seagrams Gin, Boone’s Farm, cold, dark |
Get ya cup and shut the fuck |
We ‘bout to party up |
And sip and chug and drink |
‘Till somebody pass out or throw up |
Bubble guts, I’m soon to spew |
How many drinks you had tonight? |
Bartender said that 32 will slur your speech and blur your sight |
36 will have you super pissy looking for a fight |
And 50 will leave you holdin' the toilet, puking for dear life |
I grip the grass so my ass don’t fall off the fuckin' planet |
I’m drunk as ever but the plastered bitch don’t understand it |
I can’t stand to stand up |
‘Bout to piss, I’m pissy drunk |
Pour the rest of my liquor up into 20 sippy cups |
Sip it slow and finish up |
Ain’t no quitter, listen up |
Party’s paused, but it’s back on |
The very second I wake up |
Poppin' pills and eatin' shrooms |
Give me molly and 'Bou Lou |
Jäger Bombs and bong rips |
Vicodins and that syrup shit |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Get high, get drunk, get high, |
Get drunk, get high, |
Get WASTED! |
Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip, |
Get WASTED! |
Man, I woke up still higher than fuck |
Man, I must have went to sleep with a hell of a buzz |
Get twisted with Twiztid |
It was ridiculous |
Went to sleep with a thick bitch |
And woke up with syphilis |
Nasty. |
in every sense of the word |
Walkin' in the waffle house about as high as a bird |
B-b-b- back up off me, ‘cause I might puke |
And there ain’t no tellin' what I might do |
I’m just like you, you’re just like me |
Is he on some kind of pill? |
I just might be |
The room spinnin', I think it’s time to go |
Give me a couple seconds, and I might blow |
(AJAX!!) |
I’m eatin' Jerry Bears until I’m barely there |
Tripped my nuts off, landed in some chick’s derriere |
Me and my hash rig make a scary pair |
Stabbin' globs on the skillet got these fairies scared |
Yeah, I’m purple hash wasted |
Met this junkie hoe Katrina |
Left the party at her man’s |
She got drunk and stole the Beamer |
I looked her in her eyes, said, |
«Get comfy, hold the weiner» |
Then we slipped through the hood, |
Vapin', bumpin' Funky Cold Medina |
It’s ‘Jax, bitch |
(And it don’t stop!) |
Poppin' pills and eatin' shrooms |
Give me molly and 'Bou Lou |
Jäger Bombs and bong rips |
Vicodins and that syrup shit |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Get high, get drunk, get high, |
Get drunk, get high, |
Get WASTED! |
Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip, |
Get WASTED! |
Gimme a jug of that Crowne |
Guzzle that down |
What’s the runner up? |
I’m trippin' on that now |
I can tell by the feeling in my stomach |
Any little more of something |
And I’ll be slumping |
I’ll be hugging that ground |
Yeah, you can tell that I’m stumbling |
I don’t know how to act now |
Had a few too many, bugging the act out |
Drunk off my ass and I ain’t fuckin' sat down |
That blurred vision |
I’m on one and I’m lifted |
Hit the dank mixed with that drank |
Like Mad Mono, I’m Twiztid |
And I’m gone |
Not contemplating one conversation |
Had too much drank |
Get the fuck out my face, I’m wasted |
(Ladies and gentlemen. BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE!!) |
Get basted, tipsy and wasted |
Bitch, pop a molly and get naked |
You can be my guest on the spaceship |
We on that DMT with the aliens |
Let’s get drunk, see double |
Talk a little shit, I wanna start a lot of trouble |
Burn trees, indeed, top speed, |
Wanna see everybody turning green |
Poppin' pills and eatin' shrooms |
Give me molly and 'Bou Lou |
Jäger Bombs and bong rips |
Vicodins and that syrup shit |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Get high, get drunk, get high, |
Get drunk, get high, |
Get WASTED! |
Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip, |
Get WASTED! |
(Bottle of Moët? Check |
Kilo of cocaine? |
Check |
Box of condoms? |
Check) |
(Bukshot) |
Fuck the bullshit, homie |
Let’s get wasted |
Throwing down the hatchet |
Watch me turn into a spaceship |
(Blast off) |
Sippin' on this liquor got me lifted |
(Cast off) |
Talkin' to a volley ball, I’m Twiztid |
Pull a pop cup full of vodka in the console |
My head hurts like Daryl hit me with the crossbow |
I saw Mono passing bottles like he’s Rondo |
Jamie hit the bourbon like a Savage, call him Macho |
Kush in the air, roaches in the ash tray |
Life ain’t fair, drinkin' on a rampage |
Cops ain’t there, so we swervin' in the fast lane |
I don’t care, slow motion like I’m Max Payne |
(Bukshot) |
In the murder bucket, straight loaded |
Naked bad bitches in the backseat, folded |
My team’s ready, it don’t matter if they hate this |
Tore up, laughing at your bitch |
We’re fucking wasted |
Poppin' pills and eatin' shrooms |
Give me molly and 'Bou Lou |
Jäger Bombs and bong rips |
Vicodins and that syrup shit |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Get high, get drunk, get high, |
Get drunk, get high, |
Get WASTED! |
Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip, |
Get WASTED! |
I’m in Ann Arbor, Michigan |
Ratchets all around me |
OG white kush got the whole room cloudy |
Smelling like a pound of that shit |
When we walk up in the place |
Me and Trevor G |
Taking gram blunts to the face |
Chugging molly cocktails |
I’m on my molly game shit |
Fucked up at the hotel |
Still there ain’t a bitch I can’t hit |
Got crossed eyeballs |
I can barely see where I am goin' |
Got 2 Xanax bars in my body |
Now my heart rate is slowin' |
But I know I’ll be alright, I do this all the time |
I actually live the life I rap about |
In every one of these rhymes |
Ask Twiztid, they’ll tell ya |
I’m a crazy motherfucker |
Abominationz tour every night |
Lil Wyte was slightly drunker |
Ha ha haaa. |
(Yeah, you right Lil Wyte |
Now roll the motherfucking blunt |
I’ll pour this motherfucking Crowne |
We get wasted) |
Poppin' pills and eatin' shrooms |
Give me molly and 'Bou Lou |
Jäger Bombs and bong rips |
Vicodins and that syrup shit |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Get high, get drunk, get high, |
Get drunk, get high, |
Get WASTED! |
Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip, |
Get WASTED! |
I hear a lot of people jibber jabber |
About doin' this or that |
(Johnny Richter!) |
But me, I’m only spittin' facts |
(Real knows real) |
It’s Richter teaming up with Twiztid |
Twistin' nothin' but the biggest |
Getting' lifted, we malicious |
You not smokin'? |
That’s suspicious |
Writing rhymes in hieroglyphics |
Munchin' brownies, it’s delicious |
that ass, kick that ass, kid |
I’m losing my mind |
But with the way I’m looking, fuck it |
I’ll just cook up some more crack |
Drinkin' vodka out the bucket |
Mixed with heroin and smack |
Me getting' sober? |
That’s hilarious |
The joke of the year |
Wrecked on the taste of getting wasted |
I made it my career |
Poppin' pills and eatin' shrooms |
Give me molly and 'Bou Lou |
Jäger Bombs and bong rips |
Vicodins and that syrup shit |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Get high, get drunk, get high, |
Get drunk, get high, |
Get WASTED! |
Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip, |
Get WASTED! |
Here we go again |
I can’t see straight |
I’m Twiztid off of that Jack Daniels and that purple haze |
Here we go again |
I’m fuckin' retarded |
From that Xanax, that Vicodin, that cocaine and Bacardi |
Here we go again |
I’m fuckin' up again |
I’m alienating my family and my closest friends |
I’m wasted |
Feeling of out place and |
Falling so hard, so hard, I’m on my face again |
Puffin' that green shit |
Sippin' that mean shit |
Smoking like a lunatic |
I feel like I’mma win again |
(Can somebody get the paramedics over here, please? |
This nigga doesn’t have a pulse. |
Can somebody call 911, please? |
Aw damn.) |
Poppin' pills and eatin' shrooms |
Give me molly and 'Bou Lou |
Jäger Bombs and bong rips |
Vicodins and that syrup shit |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Come with us and then get undressed |
See how wasted we can get |
Get high, get drunk, get high, |
Get drunk, get high, |
Get WASTED! |
Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip, |
Get WASTED! |