| Im not here now, gimme a call back, leave me a message
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| Tell me what the fuck is goin on, Alright peace
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| Oh my god, I just had a fuckin' dream about this shit
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| Called 'Stardust', dog. |
| Me and you are gonna change
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| The world, We’re gonna be the new Ron Popeil. |
| Our
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| Commercials on every channel, I’m telling you this
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| Shit is fuckin'… And did uh, Lavel call you talking
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| About a place to stay or something? |
| I think he said
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| He’s gonna kill his moms, man call me back dog
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| Step right up, ladies and gentlemen have a seat
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| I’m about to show you a product, everyone is sure to need
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| This product I have right here, is small and light in weight
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| And can be concealed in any handbag or briefcase
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| Stardust
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| We’re not sure just what it does
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| But the response has been overwhelming, from clients that tell us
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| «If it wasn’t for this here product and so on…»
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| Man, there’s so many letters, and they go on and on
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| It’s a miracle in a bottle, and it sells itself
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| If you got problems in life, this here product can help
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| This opportunity is golden, I’m holding in my hand
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| The key to a brand new life, for those who have a shilling or two
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| And been compelled by the product
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| And intrigued, about what it can do for you
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| Honest, it’s the last case I got, and when they’re gone, they’re gone
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| Take a chance with stardust, it’ll fix whatever’s wrong
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| Nothing can be better than this
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| It only cost what you’re spending on it
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| It’s absolutely not a hustle or fraud
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| You’re either buying, or you’re moving along
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| What’s this ya ask, I can’t say
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| 'Cause what I’m selling here today, effects each in a different way
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| And I’d be glad to give you a little sample, but a dabble isn’t ample
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| And plus if people see, then I get trampled
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| Grab hold of my hand ma’am, and walk with me
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| Don’t go hiding in the back, and try to talk to me
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| I can see 'em start to well up in your eyes
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| Like raindrops falling from the sky, give it a try
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| And how about you
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| Ain’t ya sick of being picked on for nothing?
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| Well I’m gonna tell you what to do
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| Ain’t you sick of being pushed, hit, kicked, and even spit on
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| Well get you some of this, and then tell them haters to get on
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| Now I been living off the stuff
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| That we been selling for some time now
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| And look at me, I’m finer than a line now
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| I didn’t come to pull the wool over your eyes
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| But if you’re looking for a change, then it’s finally arrived
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| Come with us as we embark, on a tale of a
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| Salesman-slash-hustler
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| 'Cause if you got money, you’re a potential customer
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| Have you ever seen something unbelievable in your life?
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| Probably not, but people are ready to buy
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| Anything, from anybody, any time at all
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| Snake oils, wristwatch, stardust, he got it all
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| And it’s all half off, and everything has to go
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| It’s a limited time offer, 'cause funds are running real low
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| Before you wake up, we’re already gone
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| On our way, another town, another story evolves
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| And it’s been done for so long, that I don’t even feel wrong
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| It’s second nature, it’s as easy as just walking along
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| I never tie myself down, to anything I couldn’t leave
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| In less than twenty seconds, and believe
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| I won’t forget it, I’m just a hustler, you can trace it in my bloodlines
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| Ask them for the name of the greatest, I bet they say mine |