Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Off the Chain, artist - Twiztid. Date of issue: 31.03.2015
Song language: English
Off the Chain |
| Daddy I’m high as a cloud floating looking to touch |
| Anything soft enough I can bust my nuts on Like them average ass titties of yours |
| Now I done seen many, many pairs of titties before |
| But them titties right there look suckable to me With the nipple in the middle where the sucker supposed to be She got a kinda banging booty, kinda more not than so If I don’t drop this load, my nuts are gonna explode |
| Now I’m stone sober in a room full of ugly |
| All I want to do is get some ass tonight |
| And if I, play my cards right and smoke this weed |
| Then I’ll be swimming in some ass like the tsunami |
| And it won’t matter if she, kinda looks like a he Cause as long as I stay high they’re all dimes to me Bumping Ron Isley in the truck with the tree |
| Getting high hoping this ugly bitch will fuck me Now you look like Madonna with a splash of J-Lo |
| Mixed with Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole |
| 'Cause when I’m smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain |
| A little Gwen Stefani and some Fergie and Brittney |
| Charlise Thereon with some Angelina Jolie |
| Cause when I’m smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain |
| Sometimes we would get high in the back |
| And there’d always be this girl with a super nipple rack |
| And I, wouldn’t hit it with a bat if I’m not stoned |
| But fuck it since I’m high little ugly got boned |
| I’m in the zone I’m high kinda trippin off of this |
| Everywhere that I look’s a fine bitch |
| Goddamnit, I love this weed |
| 'Cause every last bitch looks good to me Beauty is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone |
| Ain’t no reason that banging ass need to be having pants on I like that upside down heart that lives inside you g-string |
| Packed to the max with needful things |
| Like coochie and butt watch it jiggle and such |
| As she walks by with that run way strut |
| I’m mesmerized on how much ass calf n’thighs |
| You managed to stuff inside them Levi’s |
| You look like Jenna Jameson and Vivica Foxy |
| With a splash Viva Guerra and Beyonce |
| 'Cause when I’m smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain |
| A little Paris Hilton and some Gretchen Wilson |
| With a splash of Ashlee n’Jessica Simpson |
| 'Cause when I’m smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain |
| Your lips are just so soft and supple |
| I’m willing to bet the farm she got a tight moose knuckle |
| I’m seeing so many turkeys that I wouldn’t mind stuffing |
| Like that one right here, I bet she like it rough and hard |
| And if she wanna cuddle right quick |
| Turn an indoor hoe into an outdoor trick |
| Let her suck your dick in a public bathroom |
| While there’s other people on the side of you taking a dune |
| Now I’m walking through the mall |
| And I’m high as the sun |
| And I swear this bitch’s ass is looking like a cinna-bun |
| And then I go and get a pretzels from aunt Annie’s |
| Then I fell in love with her flabby fanny |
| I’m getting outta here before my penis gets hard |
| And I get thrown out by the security guards |
| Feeling like a retard, I’m horny and high |
| But I’m almost outta weed so I’m saying goodbye |