| Showed up in a red stretch hearse full of vampires | 
| Blood red rims straight rolling on flat tires | 
| Screeching to a halt sparks spitting at the paparazzi | 
| Reload your flash bulbs for the dead bodies | 
| Seven bitches and human abominations | 
| Lined up behind the velvet rope waving they invitations | 
| One by one they all pile in, find they seat and wait for the ceremony to begin | 
| And when the lights fall, it’s just like night fall | 
| Unable to see a single thing in front of your eyeballs | 
| All you can hear is the screech from the audience | 
| As the victims up in the pits get robbed of they innocence | 
| Shit, I love the terror I’m in VIP | 
| With these vampire bitches taking hits of mutant ecstacy | 
| Spill the blood, the torch is lit | 
| Compared to the Monster’s Ball your bash ain’t shit | 
| Now who wanna go to the ball (I DO) | 
| The wicked ass monster’s ball (THAT'S WHO) | 
| Tell me who wanna go to the ball (I DO) | 
| The horror’s been here right here just for you | 
| The suit’s ready, my super skin is made of dead hooker ho’s | 
| Tattoos still in tact, bitch take a look at those | 
| I showed up the dead woke when I pulled up | 
| Walked the bloody red carpet, behind me it rolled up | 
| Checked my name at the gates bitch, I’m Veedy Peezy | 
| I died for these tickets, it wasn’t easy | 
| It cost me my soul, somebody said the reaper’s the DJ | 
| Pitch black is the dance floor, A deadly see way | 
| Creatures and hotties, people stepping over dead bodies | 
| Demons above pissing fire on the party | 
| Give me a triple shot of snake blood, two times | 
| A ceremony of freaks and creeps and blew minds | 
| Somebodies eyeball landed in my drink, I chugged it | 
| Cause in this place we all ugly kid | 
| Spill the blood, cause if the torch is lit | 
| Compared to monster’s ball, your bash ain’t shit | 
| I pulled up in a pickup truck with warewolves | 
| Came out leaning on a cane made of deer hooves | 
| I’m covered in blood and holding a grudge | 
| Against these motherfuckers from who I am constantly judged | 
| We down in homie, tonight’s the night | 
| We all come together and celebrate the end of your life | 
| Awarded for the evil, and spite | 
| Inaugerated for the demonic sanity portrayed when I write | 
| How can I say it, I’m just so elated to be here | 
| Paparazzi flashing they pictures wish they would leave here | 
| Carpet covered in carnage and red like licorice | 
| And every step you take you keep hearing the blood squish | 
| I just saw this chick who was missing her cheek, chin & her lip | 
| Handing out free drinks and cigarettes | 
| It must be starting the torches are being lit | 
| The monster’s ball is the shit and your ass ain’t invited biotch | 
| My arm extended elbow bent, ho’s can’t ignore | 
| Clutching to the pass stone pimp glass across the floor | 
| Floating everywhere, it’s sheer elegance | 
| Five years expired still scrubbing, still late for rate | 
| Make a hole in the dance floor it’s time for rug | 
| Cutting my bitch booty up and I’m cee walking | 
| Secret hand shaking, straight teen wolfing | 
| Grabbing titties that feel like drips of pudding | 
| But you gotta love it, it’s invite only | 
| Checking my neck for vampire bites on me | 
| Can’t get the fucking hustle started though | 
| Come on man there’s less limbs missing on Vietnam Veterans | 
| I saw Doctor Jeckel spiking the punch with fermeldahyde | 
| Doubled down and got smacked by Mister Hyde | 
| Without an invite, motherfucker don’t come | 
| Monster’s Ball’s in your mouth get the FUCK ON |