| Chillin' at the studio…
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| Chillin at the studio
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| 85 bucks an hour
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| So hurry up and loop a beat Mike, come on!
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| Uh, Uh, Uh
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| I’m Violent J but my homies call me Shithead
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| But that’s my homies, to you I’m Violent J bitch
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| I put my boys on a track even though they suck
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| (Dave)
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| Yo dawg, I’m Dave and I don’t give a fuck
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| (Violent J)
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| I did a record deal, I signed a contract
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| Technically, for Island I can only rap
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| Well fuck that, with Twiztid I’mma still spit
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| Even though I got a cold and I sound like shit
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| What the fuck was that? |
| Fuck it, leave it in, that shit is phat
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| You heard this beat eighty times I’mma still freak it
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| And if you notice, my shit don’t even rhyme…
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| Look at that. |
| I ain’t even got a rap and it’s still phat
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| My shit went gold, I got fat knots
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| And you’re still flyer’in parking lots
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| You might say my vocals are up too loud
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| So I’mma turn 'em up louder to piss you off!
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| Psychopathic Records are geniuses, get off our penises
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| Here comes the chorus, but I got no hook
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| Instead I’ll just fuck with the phone book
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| (Music cuts. Phone rings, a guy picks up)
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| Hello?
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| (Slim Anus)
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| Yeah uh, Harry Sacks Please?
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| (Guy)
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| Who is this?
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| (Slim Anus)
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| Uh Harry, hey this is Slim Anus down at the cannery
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| Uh, Dick Shooter left a bulletin, something about, uh
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| You filling in his slot tonight down at the, uh, garage
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| We got a casement of fudge. |
| We need as many packers as we
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| Can get, uh uh Sacks
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| (Guy)
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| …Hello?
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| (Music Starts)
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| Uh Uh
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| (Jamie Maddrox)
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| My name is Jamie Maddrox and I got fat balls
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| I’m always urinating in the motel halls
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| I got a big head that never fits a hat
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| So you ain’t see me wearing a damn thing green bitch
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| I’m far from rich, I gotta hoopty
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| With a smash in the fender, and in the back too
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| I gotta a broken tail light and I’ll smash you
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| Bitch, get outta my way. |
| We got clown love
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| Fat props to the lyrical Tom Dub
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| (Monoxide Child)
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| It’s the M-O-N-O, and I can’t even spell the rest
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| It takes too long and I need a fuckin' cigarette
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| I can’t hear, my right ear’s mad wack
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| So shut the fuck up and listen or get an ass kickin'
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| I slap hoes and call them bitches to thier face
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| And scream «Now fuck off bitch, Twiztid in the place»
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| So back up, recognize and check nuts
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| Cause simply my dear, I don’t give a fuck!
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| (Music cuts. Phone rings, a guy picks up)
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| Psychopathic
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| (Mo' Styles)
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| Yo, this is Mo' Styles in this piece, what’s up son?
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| (Guy)
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| Hello?
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| (Mo' Styles)
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| Yeah, what’s up son? |
| I’m lookin' fo this deal
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| You know what I’m sayin'? |
| I
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| Got raps to bust fo y’all. |
| Y’all ready fo Mo' Styles?
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| I’m 'bout to kick this flow, y’all ready fo this shit or what?
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| (Guy)
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| Who’s this?
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| (Mo' Styles)
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| Word up son. |
| I’m Mo' Styles, I’m straight from the hood
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| I got all my peoples on 1−800 Crenshaw. |
| We comin' hard
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| (Music Starts)
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| Bring it, bring it, bring it
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| (Shaggy 2 Dope)
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| My names 2 Dope, and sometimes Shaggy
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| Sometimes Shags, and sometimes Gweedy
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| I get mad stupid, I gets mad ill
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| Locked down in all five, fuck it, I do this still
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| Stretch my nuts back like a slingshot and plant 'em in your mouth
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| Shake my hips like Elvis, wiggling my pelvis
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| Last kid that stepped
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| I applied a Camel Clutch and stretched his back like
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| Motherfuckin' bungee jump
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| WAAAAAAH!
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| (Music Cuts to Violent J)
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| I’m Violent J back to make you smile more
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| I let my nutsack drag on the tile floor
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| I kick free styles, for miles
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| My gold comes in piles, I worked on Belle Isle…
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| I picked up deer shit, and now I spit raps…
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| I snap your neck…
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| Cause my freestyles are fresh…
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| (Door Opens, closes) |