Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Fuckonthe1stdate, artist - Twiztid. Album song Freek Show, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 31.12.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Fuckonthe1stdate |
Hi! |
My name’s Lisa |
I’m what some people call a sex addict |
I mean just because I like to have sex with alot of boys |
It doesn’t make me a freak, ok? |
I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style |
And suck cock and all that you know? |
I mean I usually just tell 'em |
Pull that muthafucka out and let me see it |
Get started… |
Now let me introduce myself as the man |
Fucking every bitch in the world, just cuz I can |
And I won’t even play with you bitches that don’t fuck |
All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut |
I don’t need all the stress and all the games |
And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you’re sane |
Bitch, you ain’t shit but a ho and a trick |
And all you’re good for is hopefully fucking and sucking dick |
Wanna blame it on my music? |
Well that’ll never happen |
Cuz I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin' |
Goin' get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheeks |
And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets |
I’m a lunatic, weirdo, lookin' to get laid |
(Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid?) |
Fuck that, I won’t spend no nickel on no ass |
I don’t even want no stinkin' bitches thinkin' about my cash |
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants? |
I’m trying to figure out whether or not I’m getting ass |
You calling me a freak, say I’m moving too fast |
But if you don’t fuck on the first date I’m leaving that ass |
Bitch wit' the big lips, I’m a young nigga |
With crazy fuckin' my hips |
And I can make you do things you’re afraid to do |
And by the end of the night, you want me to fuck you |
Hey bitch, that’s a nice ass |
Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance |
Got me risin' in my pants, and I’m pitchin' a tent |
It’s just a video camera, no need to get upset |
Hey bitch, do you like sex? |
Well me too |
I’m goin' pull my dick out and this is what we goin' do |
Fuck 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep |
Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks |
You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstacle |
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle |
And lick it all on the sides and tip |
You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips |
You can tell it from the getgo bitch, I ain’t the one |
And stricly for your info bitch, you ain’t the bomb |
I done fucked many two and three hoes at the time |
And the most hoes I fuck in one night is like five |
DAAAAMN… |
You can say I’m addicted to sex |
But if you know my sleeze then you know I’m addicted to death |
Monoxide fuckin' bitches left to right |
Let a killa know, if your fuckin' tonight |
Hey bitch, do you shave your peach? |
I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach |
Leavin' a rash on my cock |
Burned up, cradle, and duds are icey hot |
Hey Bitch, would you finger your box? |
And rub the butt of a nigga name Madrox |
Half hour killa with an hour worth a dick |
So do you wanna fuck? |
Hey you, hey bitch… |
Stupid bitch! |
What the fuck you think this is? |
I take you out to dinner |
Maybe to a movie, and you don’t wanna fuck?!? |
Who the fuck you think you are?!? |
Motherfuckin' Liz Claiborne, bitch? |
I don’t like that shit, and I don’t like you! |
So if you ain’t fuckin', you need to bounce, bitch! |
That’s on my moms! |
I’m lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit! |