| Wait a minute man
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| Hey check this out man tell it There was this blind man right
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| It was this blind man right
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| He was feelin’his way down the street with this stick right
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| Hey he walked past this fish market
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| He stoped he took a deep breath, he said
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| Woo, good morning ladies! |
| hahahaha
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| You like that shit man? |
| hey man I got a gang of that shit man!
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| Hey, I tell you what… We'll all have a good time
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| We’ll pull on the drug
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| And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike
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| I tell you all these mother fucking jokes I got cuz.
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| But first I’ma start off like this, hey help me sing it homeboy
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| Said colt 45 and 2 zigzagz baby thats all we need
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| We can can go to the park after dark
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| Smoke that tumbleweed
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| As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
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| Singing them dirty rap songs
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| Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
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| And sell tapes from here to hong kong
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| So roll roll roll my joint
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| Pick out the seeds and stems
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| Feeling high as hell as hell flyin’thorough palmdale
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| Skatin on Dayton rims
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| So roll roll roll the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
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| If my tapes and my cds just don’t sell, I bet my caddy will
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| Well it was just sundown in a small white town
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| They call it east side palmdale
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| when the afroman walked through the white land
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| houses when up for sale
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| Well I was standing on the corner selling rap cd’s
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| When I meet a little girl named Jan
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| I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy
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| Was the leader of the ku klux klan
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| We fucked on the bed
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| Fucked on the floor
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| Fucked so long I grew a fuckin’afro
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| Then I fucked to the left
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| Fucked to the right
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| She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
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| Thought to myself sheeba sheeba
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| Got my ass lookin like a zebra
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| I put on my clothes and I was on my way
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| Until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
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| And so I ran I jumped out the back window
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| But her daddy he was waitin’with a two-by-four
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| He beat me to the left
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| He beat me to the right
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| The mother fucker beat my ass all night
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| But I ain’t mad at her prejudice dad
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| Thats the best damn pussy I eva had
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| Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
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| Im’a fuck that bitch just one more time
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| I met this lady in hollywood
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| She had green hair but damn she looked good
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| I took her to my house because she was fine
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| But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
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| I met this lady from Japan
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| Never made love with an african
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| I fucked her once, fucked her twice
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| I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
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| Don’t be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
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| I met a woman in the heart of Australia
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| Had a big butt and big titties too
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| So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo
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| See I met this woman from Hawaii
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| Stuck it in her ass and she said aiee
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| Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
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| Then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
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| I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
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| Said I’ll fry some chicken if you’d just fuck me I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
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| I gave her my secert blend of herbs and spices
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| Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
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| We can go to the park, after dark
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| Smoke that tumbleweed
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| As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
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| Singin’them dirty rap songs
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| Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
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| And sell tapes from here to hong kong
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| I met dolly parton in Tennessee
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| Her titties were filled with hennesee
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| That country music really drove me crazy
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| But I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
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| Met this lady in oklahoma
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| Put that pussy in a coma
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| Met this lady in michigan
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| I can’t wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
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| Met a real black girl down in south carolina
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| Fucked her until she turned into a white albina
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| Fucked this hooker in Iowa
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| I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
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| Fucked this girl down in Georgia
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| Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy hoe
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| She just ran across the border of mexico
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| Fine young thing said her names maria
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| I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
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| I wanna get married but I can’t afford it I know I’m gonna cry when she get deported
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| Colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
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| We can go to the park, after dark
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| Smoke that tumbleweed
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| And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
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| Singin’them dirty rap songs
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| Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
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| (hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
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| And sell tapes from here to hong kong
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| Have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
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| But the pussy just ain’t no good (say what)
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| I mean you gettin’upset because you can’t get her wet
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| Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
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| So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
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| But it take her so long to come
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| Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
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| And he asks you where you from
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| So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
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| You start talkin’real fast
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| But he already mad cause you fuckin’his wife
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| So he start beatin’on you ass
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| Now your clothes all muddy
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| Your nose all bloody
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| Your dick was hard but now its soft (what)
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| You thought you had a girl to rock your world
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| Now you still gotta go jack off (heeehaaaa)
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| (Fades) |