| Well two old red-nosed whiskey drunks were talkin' politics
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| It was time to hit the bricks, it was time for me to go
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| And I was right there on the verge of pullin' out my hair
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| Actin as though I could not care less and hopin' she would show
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| When my bags were packed and ready, I was feelin' like a wreck
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| Some clothes and personal effects, I left everything I own
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| And the last I laid eyes on her, we were in a hotel hall
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| Holdin' hands like paper dolls, aw but here I sit alone
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| Well I’m gonna give it one more minute, give me one more round of rum
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| Well I’m as empty as a drum, I’m as empty as a drum
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| Could you spare a cigarette, I hate to be a bum
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| But here’s to hopin' she’ll still come, I’m too old to be this dumb Well I’m
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| too old to be this dumb
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| Well I tell you that bartender, she’s a sight to see
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| Aw you’d be envious of me, least you would if she was here
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| And the kid there in the corner has been spoilin' for a fight
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| And it feels like that kind of night, aw but instead pour me a beer
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| And I’m gonna give it one more minute, give me one more round of rum
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| Well I’m as empty as a drum, I’m as empty as a drum
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| Could you spare a cigarette, I hate to be a bum
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| But here’s to hopin' she’ll still come, I’m too old to be this dumb Well I’m
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| too old to be this dumb
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| When you darkened up the doorway, I stood up from the bar
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| Well I said hey now here you are, damn it darlin', how are you?
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| And you kissed me
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| Said I can’t say that I’m great oh Lord I hate it that I’m late
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| Oh what a mess we got into |