| It seems like these days the whole world’s on fire.
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| Things keep blowin' the hell up,…
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| And while all those rubberneckers and looky loos stand slackjawed starin,
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| The real men have the nuts to walk away.
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| Cool guys don’t look at explosions
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| They blow things up and then walk away
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| Who’s got time to watch an explosion?
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| Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to.
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| Keep walkin', keep shinin'
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| Don’t look back keep on walkin'
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| Keep struttin' slow motion
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| The more you ignore it, the cooler you look
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| Ladies & gentlemen, please join me in welcoming.
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| Mr. Neil Diamond!
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| ha ha ha… Where are we?!
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| Cool guys don’t look at explosions
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| They stride for it in their diamond covered boots
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| They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones
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| And walk away in slow motion.
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| Keep walkin, you’re cruisin.
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| Cherry Cherry… Sweet Caroline.
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| Denzel walks…
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| Will Smith walks…
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| Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!
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| Samberg: Going solo… JJ Abrams!
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| JJ Abrams solo
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| Yeah!
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| Okay.
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| Because,
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| Cool guys don’t look at explosions,
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| The flames are hot, but thier heart is chill
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| Walk fast from the roaring explosion,
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| And don’t think about the people you killed
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| JJ Abrams outro |