Lyrics One Piece At A Time - Tub Ring

One Piece At A Time - Tub Ring
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song One Piece At A Time, artist - Tub Ring.
Date of issue: 08.08.2005
Song language: English

One Piece At A Time

Well I left Kentucky back in 49.
And I went to Detroit workin on an assembly line
The first year they had me puttin wheels on Caddillacs
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
and sometimes id hang my head and cry
Cause i always wanted me one that was long and black.
One day I devised myself a plan that should be the envy of most any man
Id sneak it out of there in a lunch box in my hand
Now, gettin caught meant gettin fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
And I'd have me a car worth at least a hundered grand
(CHORUS)
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldnt cost me a dime
You'll know it's me whe I come throught your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
Cause I'll have the only one ther is around
So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunch box and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
I've never considered myself a thief
But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years
The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then i got me a transmission and all the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunch box
Like nuts and bolts and all 4 shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddies mobile home
Now, up to now, my plan went all right
Till we tried to put it all together one night
And thats when we noticed that somethin was definitely wrong
The transmission was a 53
And the motor turned out to be a 73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone
So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help from an adapter kit
We had that engine runnin just like a song
Now the headlights they was another sight
We had 2 on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of em come on
The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got through
Well thats when we noticed that we only had one tail fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."
So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed right on down main drag
And I could hear everybody laughing for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed 60 pounds
(CHORUS)
Uh,yeah,Red-rider,this is the Cottonmouth in the sycho-billy-Cadillac,come on
This is the Cottonmouth and negatory on the cost on this machine here
Red-rider
You might say I right up to the factory and picked it up, it was chaper
that way
What model is it?
It's a 49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59 automobile
It's a 60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70 automobile

Share lyrics:

Write what you think about the lyrics!

Other songs of the artist:

NameYear
No One Wants To Play 2013
Burn 2010
The Horrible And The Holy 2010
I Shot Your F****t Horse Bitch 2010
Flash 2010
Feed The Rapture 2010
Touching The Enemy 2010
Stop This (NOW!) 2010
Cryonic Love Song 2010
When The Crash Happened 2013
Bird Of A Different Color 2010
Life In Transition 2013
Chronic Hypersomnia 2010
Gold Finger 2010
Glass Companion 2013
The Day The World Will End 2010
Killers In Love 2013
Tip Of My Tongue 2010
The Charasmatic Smile 2013
Making No Sound (At All) 2013

Artist lyrics: Tub Ring