| My last name was Taylor, but I changed it for branding
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| Now I’m «The Tuck,» but, girl, these jokes ain’t landing
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| Come on, All Stars 4, address the elephant in the room
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| Eureka, sweetheart, just for once, this shit ain’t about you
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| Crashed and burned on the roast, where are the fucking jokes, whore?
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| Now I’m back on the mic, here to even the score
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| 'Cause if I’m gonna bomb, I’m going off like Hiroshima
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| And after I’m done, you’re gonna have to call FEMA
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| I’m making money off of my tagline just like all you other bitches, right?
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| Don’t need no set-up, don’t need no punchline
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| Just say it in a high voice, hashtag it, repeat it until you hate it
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| Make some merchandise and everyone will eat it up, bitch
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| Where are the jokes?
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| (Um, girl are those crickets?)
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| Where are the jokes?
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| (I think you guys are forgetting, I’m a man in a dress, it’s funny)
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| Where are the jokes?
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| (I don’t understand, it did well on Twitter)
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| Where are the jokes?
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| (Alright, let’s try this roast again, in three… two… one)
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| Naomi Smalls, girl, you bombed the roast too
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| Good thing you’ve got legs, 'cause none of your jokes do
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| They call you Farrah Moan because, actually, pass
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| It’s hard to do stand-up when you’re flat on your ass
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| Don’t want Monét X Change, I just want my money back
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| Hitting all the wrong notes, bitch, my ears feel attacked
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| Manila can’t get robbed 'cause it’s mine for the taking
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| Sewed that makeover challenge while my ass was still shaking
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| Miss Heart, facts are facts, your wig is on the ceiling and your jokes got a
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| slow clap
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| Gia, honey, your Snatch Game had absolutely no jokes
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| Miss Jasmine Masters, more like Masters of None
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| Latrice and Monét, your improv needs some improv-ment
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| Hello, Villain-tina, it’s me, reality, you’re perfect in every way,
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| except your personality
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| Where are the jokes?
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| (Girl, I swear I killed that on set, I blame the edit)
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| Where are the jokes?
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| (Okay, okay, enough of the womp-womp foley, damn)
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| Where are the jokes?
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| (I'm falling on my ass up here, and I have no padding)
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| (You try it sometime, you janky whore)
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| Where are the jokes?
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| (You know, it’s just, the audience just doesn’t get me)
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| Wow, another Drag Race album, gee, aren’t we lucky?
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| Just call up Alaska, she’ll do a track with anybody
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| Thought The Tuck would come in last or somewhere in that vicinity
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| I said, «not another white bitch, Team Anyone But Trinity»
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| But who’s laughing now? |
| Sure ain’t Miss Legs or Brown Cow
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| They’re asking, «where are the jokes?» |
| They’re right here, so bow down
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| I’m Trinity the Tuck and I have something to say
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| Hello, it’s me, Delusion, and I’m over here feeling my oats
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| Good God, get a grip, girl
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| You can’t spell «legendary» without «dairy,» but you can wear too much
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| highlighter
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| Put on your maxi-pad dresses and soak it up, bitches, #bitter
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| Oh, and fuck your feelings
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| Where are the jokes?
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| (Oh, no, girl, I’m not nervous)
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| (Well, you seem a little bit shaky, so…)
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| Where are the jokes?
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| (Alaska, that’s not gonna be my narrative)
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| (I'm just the Gia Gunn impersonator at this point, I mean)
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| Where are the jokes?
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| Where are the jokes?
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| No, seriously, where are they? |