| I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
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| Don’t matter if I step on the scene
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| Or sneak away to the Philippines
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| They still gonna put pictures
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| Of my derriere in the magazine
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| You want a piece of me?
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| I’m Miss bad media karma
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| Another day, another drama
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| Guess I can’t see the harm
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| In working and being a mama
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| And with a kid on my arm
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| I’m still an exceptional earner
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| Are you sure
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| You want a piece of me
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| I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
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| I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless
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| I’m Mrs. Extra! |
| Extra! |
| this just in
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| I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin
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| I’m Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?'
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| Tryin' and pissin' me off
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| Well get in line with the paparazzi
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| Who’s flippin' me off
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| Hopin' I’ll resort to some havoc
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| End up settlin' in court
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| Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
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| I’m Mrs. 'Most likely to get on the TV
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| For sleepin' on the streets'
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| When getting the groceries, no, for real
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| Are you kidding me?
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| No wonder there’s panic in the industry
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| I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?
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| I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
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| I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless
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| I’m Mrs. Extra! |
| Extra! |
| this just in
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| I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin |