| King And I Soundtrack |
| Miscellaneous |
| Shall I Tell You What I Think of You? |
| Anna |
| Your servant! Your servant! |
| Indeed I’m not you servant |
| (Although you give me less than servant’s pay) |
| I’m a free and independent employe… employee. |
| Because I’m a woman |
| You think, like ev’ry woman |
| I have to be a slave or concubine- |
| You conceited, self-indulgent libertine… libertine |
| How I wish I called him that! Right to his face! Libertine! |
| And while we’re on the subject, sire, |
| There are certain goings on around this place |
| That I wish to tell you I do not admire: |
| I do not like polygamy |
| Or even moderate bigamy |
| (I realize |
| That in your eyes |
| That clearly makes a prig o' me) |
| But I am from a civilized land called Wales |
| Where men like you are locked in county gaols (jails)! |
| In your pursuit of pleasure, you |
| Have mistresses who treasure you |
| (They have no ken |
| of other men |
| Beside whom they can measure you) |
| A flock of sheep and you’re the only ram- |
| No wonder you’re the wonder of Siam! |
| I’m rather glad I didn’t say that… not with the women right |
| there… and the children |
| The children, the children, |
| I’ll not forget the children, |
| No matter where I go I’ll always see |
| Those little faces looking up at me… |
| At first, when I started to teach, |
| They were shy and remained out of reach, |
| But lately I’ve thought |
| One or two have been caught |
| By a word I have said |
| Or a sentence I’ve read |
| And I’ve heard an occasional question |
| That implied, at least, a suggestion |
| That the work I’ve been trying to do |
| Was beginning to show with a few… |
| That Prince Chulalongkorn |
| Is very like his father. |
| He’s stubborn-but inquisitive and smart… |
| I must leave this place before they break my heart |
| I must leave this place before they break my heart! |
| Goodness! I had no idea it was so late. |
| Your majesty, |
| Shall It tell you what I think of you? |
| You’re spoiled! |
| You’re a conscientious worker |
| But your spoiled. |
| Giving credit where it’s due |
| There is much I like in you |
| But it’s also very true |
| That your spoiled! |
| Everybody’s always bowing |
| To the King |
| Everybody has to grovel |
| To the King. |
| By your Buddha you are blessed |
| By your ladies you’re caressed, |
| But the one who loves you best is the King. |
| All that bowing and kow-towing |
| To remind you of your royalty, |
| I find a most disgusting exhibition. |
| I wouldn’t ask a Siamese cat |
| To demonstrate his loyalty |
| By taking this ridiculous position |
| How would you like it if you were a man |
| Playing the part of a toad. |
| Crawling around on your elbows and knees. |
| Eating the dust of the road… |
| Toads! Toads! All of your people are toads! |
| Yes, Your Majesty; No, Your Majesty. |
| Tell us how low to go, Your Majesty; |
| Make some more decrees, Your Majesty, |
| Don’t let us up off out knees, Your Majesty. |
| Give us a kick, if you please Your Majesty |
| Give us a kick, if you would, Your Majesty- |
| Oh, That was good, Your Majesty! |