Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Why Do Fat Kids Like Metallica?, artist - Treephort. Date of issue: 31.12.2002
Song language: English
Why Do Fat Kids Like Metallica? |
| Fat kids need James Hetfield |
| Fat kids need Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammet |
| Fat kids, they need Jason Newstead |
| Cliff Burton is dead |
| I had a friend, he was a heavy metal singer |
| He did a good impersonation of Kip Winger |
| And this guy, he was a very hefty fellow |
| Ate cans of Crisco and washed it down with Mello-Yello |
| Why do fat Kids like Metallica? |
| Why do they, why do they? |
| Why do Fat Kids like Metallica? |
| Why do Skinny pricks like Green Day? |
| Look at the fat kid with the Metallica shirt on |
| I bet he wears a extra extra large |
| But as for me my opinion is biased |
| Cause I spend my time watching «Charles in Charge"(Scott Baio) |
| James Hetfield, he used to be a really fat kid |
| And then he started Metallica |
| So Jenny Craig you can burn in Hell |
| With metal up your ass |