Lyrics Why Do Fat Kids Like Metallica? - Treephort

Why Do Fat Kids Like Metallica?

Fat kids need James Hetfield
Fat kids need Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammet
Fat kids, they need Jason Newstead
Cliff Burton is dead
I had a friend, he was a heavy metal singer
He did a good impersonation of Kip Winger
And this guy, he was a very hefty fellow
Ate cans of Crisco and washed it down with Mello-Yello
Why do fat Kids like Metallica?
Why do they, why do they?
Why do Fat Kids like Metallica?
Why do Skinny pricks like Green Day?
Look at the fat kid with the Metallica shirt on
I bet he wears a extra extra large
But as for me my opinion is biased
Cause I spend my time watching «Charles in Charge"(Scott Baio)
James Hetfield, he used to be a really fat kid
And then he started Metallica
So Jenny Craig you can burn in Hell
With metal up your ass