| Well you must be from the city
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| Cause you sure ain’t from round here
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| There ain’t no smoke free section
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| We don’t sell no import beer
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| You been throwin round that attitude
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| Since you walked in that door
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| I don’t know where you come from
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| But you ain’t there anymore
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| When in Rome, You can do like the Ro-man's
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| But, when your down home
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| You better do like us You been lookin down your nose
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| At our water tower town
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| Ain’t no one getting rich
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| But, there’s enough to go around
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| If ya don’t like tracy’s cookin
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| Well ya best still leave a tip
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| She’s back there in that kitchen
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| With a baby on her hip
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| When in Rome, You can do like the Ro-man's
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| But, when your down home
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| You better do like us You put your best foot forward
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| When you go to meet a man
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| Look him in the eye
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| And put a good grip on his hand
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| Don’t cuss around the ladies
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| Tell us how to raise our kids
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| We like doing business
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| Like our dadies, dadies did
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| When you drive off in your beamer
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| If ya don’t do 35
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| Don’t give no lip to Beuford
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| Or he might just dot your eye
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| And when your at the courthouse
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| Before Ole judge McCall
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| You best not say a word
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| About them comandments on his wall
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| Naw!
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| When in Rome, You can do like the Ro-man's
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| But, when your down home
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| You better do like us Yeah, Yeah Yeah
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| When in Rome, You can do like the Ro-man's
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| But, when your down home
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| You better do like us Mmmm Hmmmm
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| Better do like us boy
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| Don’t you come in here talking all that trash
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| Ya just might get your nose smashed.
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| When in Rome, You can do like the Ro-man's |