| Santa Claus is coming, Christmas is here
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| My wife just called and said the family is near
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| Oh my God it gets earlier each year
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| The fascination has got me again
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| Too much to buy, not enough to spend
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| But old man plastic, he always has some money to lend
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| Before I go shoppin' expeditiously
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| I’m gonna take a little time for me
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| God rest ye merry gentlemen
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| I’ll sit at this bar with my good friends
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| And we’ll all toast Christmas cheer
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| With cold beer
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| When I get home there’ll be uncle Joe
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| With his fourth wife Mary, a-ho-ho-ho
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| She always tries to kiss me underneath the mistletoe
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| And cousin Perry with the sprayed-on tan
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| He wants to marry his life partner Sam
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| A-no-no-no, you can’t do that Alabam
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| Can’t you see I need a little more time
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| I got to change my frame of mind
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| I need some peace on earth, goodwill t’ward men
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| I love this bar and all my friends
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| Let’s spread some Christmas cheer
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| With cold beer
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| You better not shout, you better not cry
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| If you drink too much you better not drive
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| We’ll start our Christmas ride here
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| Yeah we’ll spread some Christmas cheer
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| And we’ll toast to the new year
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| With cold beer
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| With cold beer
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| Yeah with cold beer |