| Honey they’re bringin’out a TV crew
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| They wanna do a story 'bout me and you
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| They’ll be stringin’up bright lights in the backyard
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| There’ll be cameras on their shoulders
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| We’ll be readin’cue cards
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| Leave them long johns on the line
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| If the kids look dirty, that’ll be just fine
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| They’re gonna put us on Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
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| They wanna see us go hog wild
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| Over beans and barbecue
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| They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks
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| The holes in all our socks
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| Talkin''bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
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| Tell 'em bout your mama and the bowling league
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| Tell 'em bout junior and his baseball team
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| I’ll show 'em my nine point buck on the wall
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| I’ll blow a few times on my new duck call
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| Let 'em see ol’blue how he sleeps all day
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| We’ll bring out the Elvis TV trays
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| They’re gonna put us on Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
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| They wanna see us go hog wild
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| Over beans and barbecue
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| They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks
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| The holes in all our socks
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| Talkin''bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
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| Yeah our idea of high class livin'
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| Is sittin’on the porch on a cool night
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| Our Champagne and Caviar
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| Is an RC cola and a moon pie
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| I’m talkin''bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
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| Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous |