Lyrics Jokes On Me - Tory Lanez

Jokes On Me

Into the morning and clocked out
Strippers stealing money from your locker
I’ve got some bitches and some options
But you the one, I always pop up for you
Left side the bar, I’m out there fucking faded
Ain’t anticipate the cab ride home, but we fucking made it
Sipping .40 too, and Hennessy, and fucking Jägers
That’s the reason why we got so dangerous
I fucking hate you, I mean, I love you but I fucking hate you
But why the fuck you make me feel like we’d be fucking major?
I never meant to make you feel like I would underrate you
I’ll be sitting by this table, I’m so unstable
Summer by the bleachers, smoking, puffing weed
Teachers never gave a fuck, they was paid to show up and leave
Marijuana on my sleeve
JB practiced varsity, I didn’t make it on the team
So I started selling nicks and dimes and all these 20 beams
Anything a anything, dub sacks and duffle bags
Hennessy and Triple Beams
Shawty said she fuckin' love me, came around and sold me dreams
I was skating on a thot like a fucking rolling rink
Selling dope like it’s my only thing
If we get caught that comey swing if crodie sing
Lawyer fighting cases for the team, we got 40 rings
Champagne by the cases, I came in with like 40 tings
I split the scene like the splits in my jeans
Split in my seams, I’m getting money ain’t it
No one was there to hold you down when it was cloudy, but they show up when
it’s sunny, ain’t it?
And it pours rain on my umbrella but this one I got’s forever, oh
I hope it was funny, ayyo, best friend, we had a thing but that was something
She real as fuck, you could’ve told her but you dead wrong
Instead you left her out for dead, girl, is your head gone?
Fuck is the loyalty?
Tell me, who the fuck taught you your loyalty?
How you try to fuck me and then foil me?
Popping up in places that you know I’ll be?
I done kept this shit so real, you owe me
I done kept this shit so real, you know me
How you moving like I’m not the only?
How you moving like I left you lonely?
How you moving like I’m not the old me?
Yes, I thought you would’ve been more loyal, loyal to me
Yes, I thought you would’ve been more loyal, loyal to me
And I told everyone that you were loyal, now the joke’s on me
The joke’s on me, I told everyone that you were the one, the joke’s on me
And you let them laugh, making jokes of me
And I told my exes I’d make you my girl, now the joke is on me
I told the people I love that you were the one, now the joke is on me
Oh, I’m ashamed, joke’s on me
Oh, I’m ashamed, the joke’s on me
Oh