| Hey yes
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| I said, yes
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| I said, hurray yay yay yippy yay
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| I said, diddly hey and
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| «Toodles Mr. Jim you cherry picker
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| Toodles,» I say, «So long
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| Hear that your grave’s a little warm, you stickler
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| Sing them all your happy song»
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| It’s today, today
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| Sunday by your grave
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| I say «Toodles Mr. Jim, you cherry picker
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| Taught me so well
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| How to spell those red in…
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| And… and… hey…
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| You know she deserved that nose
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| Splattered and swattered blood in my hands
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| Not a nice day for your little girl
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| But you came to my aid instead"
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| But now it’s «Toodles, Mr. Jim, you cherry picker
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| Build that ladder well
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| Teach me just where those boys can climb
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| When they’ve got a spell»
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| Toodles Mr Jim, you are my sweet favourite neighbour
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| Of them all of them
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| Girls go to their parties
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| I don’t care 'cause I’m with you still"
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| «That was Toodles Mr. Jim
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| Mr. Jim died two weeks ago
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| And he taught me how to pick cherries
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| And I punched his daughter in the nose because she was mean
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| Mr. Jim was good» |