| Baby your da-da loves you
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| And I’m always gonna be here for you
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| No matter what happened
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| You’re all I got in this world
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| I’d never give you up for nothin'
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| Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
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| I love you
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| C’mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
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| Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
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| Where’s mama? |
| She’s takin a little nap in the trunk
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| Oh that smell -- da-da musta runned over a skunk
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| Now I know what you’re thinkin — it’s kind of late to go swimmin
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| But you know your mama, she’s one of those type of women
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| That do crazy things, and if she don’t get her way, she’ll throw a fit
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| Don’t play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it
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| And don’t look so upset, why you actin bashful?
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| Don’t you wanna help da-da build a sand castle?
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| And mama said she wants to show you how far she can float
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| Don’t worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
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| It’s just a little scratch — it don’t hurt
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| her was eatin dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
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| Mama’s messy isn’t she? |
| We’ll let her wash off in the water
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| Me and you can pway by ourselves, can’t we?
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| Just the two of us
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| Just the two of us
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| Just the two of us
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| See honey -- there’s a place called heaven and a place called hell
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| There’s a place called prison and a place called jail
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| And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one
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| Cause mama’s got a new husband and a stepson
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| And you don’t want a brother do ya?
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| Maybe when you’re old enough to understand a little better I’ll explain it to ya
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| But for now we’ll just say mama was real real bad
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| She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
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| But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
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| Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out
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| I told you it’s okay HaiHai wanna ba-ba take a night-night? |
| Nan-a-boo,
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| goo-goo ga-ga?
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| Her make goo-goo ca-ca? |
| Da-da change your dia-dee
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| Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
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| Your dad’ll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
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| Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
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| Me and my daughter
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| Me and my daughter
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| Just the two of us
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| Just the two of us
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| Just the two of us
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| Wake up sweepy head we’re here
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| Before we pway we’re gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
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| Baby, don’t cry honey, don’t get the wrong idea
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| Mama’s too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear
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| That’s why you can’t get her to wake, but don’t worry
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| Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
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| Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock?
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| We’ll tie it to her footsie then we’ll roll her off the dock
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| Ready now, here we go, on the count of free
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| One. |
| two. |
| free. |
| oh-weeeeeee
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| There goes mama, splashin in the water
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| No more fightin with dad, no more restraining order
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| No more step-da-da, no more brother
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| Blow her kisses bye bye, tell mommy you love her
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| Now we’ll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
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| But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk
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| Just -- the two — of us |