| Dubba dubba, dubba dubba | 
| Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba | 
| Girl why you wanna bother me? | 
| I already tried that monogamy | 
| I been stopped datin young college freaks | 
| But don’t start tryin to Bill Cosby | 
| Now get butt-naked let’s fuck some mo' | 
| Bitch, we cain’t be the Huxtables | 
| For me — that’s like suicide | 
| If I ever get married I want two rides! | 
| Fatty girl; | 
| go and grab a friend for me | 
| One + one could equal three, satisfaction guaranteed | 
| Fatty girl; | 
| you and her and her and me | 
| Hot tub full of Hennessy, do it 'til we overheat | 
| (One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader) | 
| Yo' wife is the warden | 
| Stay out all night she might issue a warrant | 
| A straight APB | 
| And if you locked out the house you cain’t stay with me | 
| Musta got paroled cause you out now | 
| Last few years you was locked down | 
| Don’t come to my house cause this different here | 
| Better go back home and be Cliff and Claire | 
| I never would marry no Wedding Singer | 
| I want twins, that look like Brittney Binger | 
| A pretty actress like Make More Money | 
| You can have her — gimme two Playboy Bunnies | 
| I tell my wives to cum/come to me | 
| I know you not havin mo' fun than me | 
| If you in love need to pop the question | 
| If you a player don’t stop the session | 
| Dubba dubba, dubba dubba | 
| Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader | 
| Dubba dubba, dubba dubba | 
| Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader | 
| (One is fun, but two is better) | 
| Now get butt-naked let’s fuck some mo' | 
| (One is fun, but two is better) | 
| Now get butt-naked let’s fuck some mo' | 
| (One is fun, but two is better) | 
| Now get butt-naked let’s fuck some mo' |