
Date of issue: 31.12.2002
Record label: 75 GIRLS, SNAPPING TURTLE
Song language: English
Oakland, California |
Oakland California is the city of snakes |
Pimps, pussy's, players and fakes |
Loud mouth bitches who talk too much |
Dick teasin bitches who never fuck |
Sucka ass nigga fake as hell |
A man or a bitch I really can’t tell |
Some of you niggas need to quit |
Show and tell nigga you ain’t shit |
Sayin I got this and I got that |
But when it comes to you I got no rap |
Cause what I see is good for me |
And what I don’t know just let it be |
Bitches gamin workin extensions |
Her hair ain’t really but two inches |
Bald head girls in the Oakland world |
Short afros and jheri curls |
Nappy head niggas like myself |
Get a bald head and say go to hell |
But your a snake your a worm |
Bald head bitch you need a perm |
Oakland California is the city of liers |
Fresh barbed wires with vouge tires |
Niggas tellin stories twenty minutes long |
And everything in it was smooth wrong |
I said why you wanna tell me I don’t wanna know |
All I want is stereo rock |
Homeboys kick it gettin keyed |
Sold that mark some fake weed |
Told that nigga here you go |
A big fat sack and you know it’s premo |
A 20-dollar bill went to your hand |
You rushed that money to the coke man |
To the coke bottle was the next stop |
But you broke the bottle and cant smoke rock |
Bass rocks bass rocks thats your daddy |
You better off smokin on a powdered cabby |
Have a white christmas everyday |
Cause coke can cabby is a too short way |
Thats too s-h-o-r-t |
Smoke more coke than Richard P |
Have more money than michael jackson |
Oakland can I get some action |
Hey young tender in the 501's |
I love to see when you work your tongue |
Suckin my dick in the back of the car |
Rollin down skyline boulavard |
I said beeeeeeeyach |
What are you smokin |
A big fat dick in the big east Oakland |
I seen my homey he needs to quit |
Holdin hands with a bitch who looks like shit |
Maybe I’m wrong by what I say |
Maybe that nigga is gettin payed |
Maybe that ain’t bein used |
Gettin fucked without collectin dues |
Thats how I work all the time |
I’m too short baby got a fresh new rhyme |
For Oakland, California thats the place |
Homies got drugs all in yo face |
With the opd cruise down again |
Niggas goin half off dubes and tens |
On any corner anywhere |
Buy your drugs from a Oakland player |
Niggas sell squat callin it top |
Cut cocaine get a big nigga rock |
Crime went down murder went up |
And some of these turfs are tryin to get tuff |
Whos the leader of the hour |
Anybody livin if they push power |
Sendin these niggas to hell not heaven |
So much death in the Oakland streets |
Your nothin but a target sellin weed |
You know I’m rappin the honest truth |
Niggas roll up shotin guns at you |
Frettin your life and call you fake |
Till you take your drugs to another state |
And sometimes man it’s a pitty |
Cause a nigga used to roll in the Oakland city |
Niggas who take do you know yourself |
You must be the nigga with all the wealth |
Maybe one day you can own this town |
If everybody fucked and you are down |
Thats how you see it I do too |
But I break bitches and you break crew |
Oakland California is gettin tuff |
Niggas got sceems for comin up |
Niggas got ways to make big bank |
Hit these streets like an army tank |
I’m too s-h-o-r-t |
Spitin more game than you’ll ever speak |
I got mo bitches wantin me |
Cause I’m the best dam rapper from the Oakland streets |
I’m the coldest MC on a microphone |
Oakland, California wont leave it alone |
Cause I’m on this mic rappin that game |
Knockin off tapes like I’m sell cocaine |
Fuckin these freaks indeffinetly |
I never stop fuckin you Oakland freaks |
Highschool bitches really like |
The way sir too short can rock the mic |
Oakland, California thats the place |
Freak freak bitch got alot of ways |
She got big fat tities size 38 |
Im a fuck that bitch but I cant wait |
The young girl makes my body boil |
When I fuck that bitch im a drill for oil |
Im a put cocaine all over my dick |
And tell that bitch it’s time to lick |
East Oakland thats where I live |
The city of the freak freak freaky bitch |
I spent the night with her she ain’t mine |
I fuck that bitch so many times |
And that right there I could never fake |
I thought my god dam dick would break |
Fuckin too much makes you hurt |
But I never stuck a bitch from putin in work |
All you bitches can suck me dry |
Suckin my dick for the rest of your lives |
Ok baby here we are |
Were just two young freaks in the back of the car |
You are one who’s the other |
It’s sir too short that rappin ass brotha |
Everytime I talk to you |
Whatcha wanna know is it still cool |
And everytime what do I state |
Your still my bitch thats everyday |
All you bitches cause I’m a hall |
And you baby girl my freaky doll |
I’m too short baby now I’m smokin |
Another big cabby and I’m in east Oakland |
Not the west not the north |
It’s the eastside baby I’m sir too short |
I can spit a rap and I’ll create |
A sucka mc everyday |
Niggas from Oakland young and old |
Runin round here keep off that dope |
Singin my rap at the skating rink |
Sucka mc do u know what I think |
You wanna be me so dam bad |
You wish that you could make my rap |
When I say short you say your name |
Tellin your homies you rappin game |
But I sell tapes and niggas know |
You singin my rap in stereo |
Some of you niggas ain’t really shit |
And Tony G. is just a bitch |
Why does Tony rap like me |
Cause he ain’t no pass high? |
Just sleep to the world on what I do |
Grab a mic front you |
Tony G. you just can’t have it |
Nothin but little light skin oak faggot |
Tryin to rap on the mic |
But too short baby is what they like |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Ain't Got No Haters ft. Too Short | 2018 |
You Came to Party ft. Meter Mobb | 2020 |
On My Level ft. Too Short | 2021 |
Bossy ft. Too Short | 2006 |
You Came to Party (As Heard in Silicon Valley) ft. Too Short | 2018 |
Big Subwoofer ft. Ice Cube, E-40, Too Short | 2021 |
Jewels N' Drugs ft. T.I., Too Short, Twista | 2013 |
Bossy (Feat. Too $hort) ft. Too Short | 2008 |
Girls ft. Too Short | 2012 |
Bia' Bia' ft. Ludacris, Too Short, Big Kap | 2001 |
Jewels N' ***** ft. T.I., Too Short, Twista | 2013 |
Big Booty Hoes ft. Too Short | 2005 |
The World Is Filled... ft. Puff Daddy, Too Short | 1997 |
Whistle | 2018 |
I'm a Stop (feat. 50 Cent) ft. 50 Cent, Twista, Devin the Dude | 2011 |
Bia' Bia' 2 ft. Too Short, Chyna Whyte | 2001 |
Long Time ft. Rock and Roll, All Black, Rockin Rolla | 2017 |
Toss It ft. Too Short, Nef The Pharaoh | 2017 |
Undercover Freaks (feat. Too Short & T-Rock) ft. Too Short, T-Rock | 2000 |
Take U Home (feat. Too $hort, Daz And Kokane) ft. Too Short, Daz, Kokane | 2010 |