| I know you think I’m crazy, based on how retarded I get | 
| All these pimps on the mic, bitch I started that shit | 
| When Snoop was in elementary, I rapped on hella pimp beats | 
| Keep the rhymes in a big-ass box, that’s never empty | 
| In 1981 I said, «Bitch suck my dick!» | 
| And Freddie B, had the tooth fairy turnin tricks | 
| Befo' Eazy-E, Ice Cube, N.W.A | 
| I was spittin pimp rhymes, way up in the bay | 
| I grew up in L.A., back in the day mayne | 
| I moved to Oakland, and soaked up that bay game | 
| Mo' bounce to the ounce, we was bumpin Spoonie Gee | 
| Or Grandmaster Flash, Sugarhill to me | 
| In 1982 we had fun in the streets | 
| All they played was Too $hort, and Run-D.M.C. | 
| nigga | 
| And I was rappin X-rated back then | 
| I was just a lil' kid, but a real mack pimp | 
| Now all these niggas, pimpin, without no hoes | 
| All these niggas, rappin and can’t rock no shows | 
| And the rest of y’all frontin, in your videos | 
| Gettin it, actin like some silly hoes | 
| You ain’t pimpin mayne! | 
| You don’t talk like we talk | 
| You like a wannabe gangbanger tryin to C-walk | 
| You ain’t a crip motherfucker, and you ain’t a B-dawg | 
| You actin way too phony, and now you pissin me off | 
| Fake gangster who you killed? | 
| Fake pimp what you sayin? | 
| Yo' album sound fake, and you’re fuckin up the game | 
| You make a lot of rap fans, hate this shit | 
| $hort Dawg got a new one? | 
| I can’t wait to get it | 
| It’s called «Up All Nite,» with Lil Jon and Jazze Pha | 
| And if you ain’t heard yet, you know I have to say that | 
| Bitches jammin, I know you want it now | 
| $hort Dawg got the hottest shit comin out | 
| You know I have to say that | 
| Bitches jammin |