| I heard there was a rumor Too $hort was dead
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| Walked in the house and got shot in the head
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| I know you don’t believe it, if you do you’re wrong
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| How can I die and rock it all night long?
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| I’m Too $hort baby, spit that rap
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| I put Oakland, California on the map
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| It’s so hard, got you telling lies
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| Can’t hold me back so you say I died
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| It’s incredible, I came back to life
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| I never let 'em bury me without my mic
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| I keep breathing, don’t stop that breath
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| Now everybody’s talking about Too $hort's death
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| Am I a zombie, or something close?
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| I’m not Casper, I mack all the ghosts
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| Oaktown style is the only way
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| I catch a new freak every day
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| It’s not the Yellow Brick Road, it’s called the Foothill Strip
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| Stand on your toes, make your heels go click
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| Three times, it’s no place like home
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| So why you wanna bury me all alone
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| I bring a new meaning to underground rap
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| Dead or Alive, I’m still Born to Mack
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| Always on the pop charts, straight rapping
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| I’m not dead, I’m just macking
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| So as the word turns, I’m a living soul
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| I even heard a rumor that I overdosed
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| I’m not a reincarnation of something old
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| Like King Tut I was buried in gold
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| Why you wanna cry when I’m still living?
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| Word got out and the rumors started spreading
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| My momma, called one night
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| Said «Todd, are you all right?
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| The whole family’s got the Too $hort blues
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| I heard it last night on the evening news»
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| And that’s bad, it’s not even true
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| I told my momma like this «Let's sue»
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| So many times, I heard I died
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| I guess I’m like a cat and I got nine lives
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| Well I’m the P-L-A, Y-E-R
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| I lay bunnies, like Hugh Hefner
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| I’m her flavor, kinda saucy
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| I lay back and let the young freak toss me
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| Even if she don’t like serving a pimp
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| I’m still living, so let’s do it again
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| I keep rapping, hard as hell
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| Cause your rumors make my records sell
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| If you continue, I’ll soon be rich
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| Riding around town going «Biiiitch!»
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| People always say «Too $hort can’t rap»
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| Now I drive a Benz and my bank is fat
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| It’s like crap, put a «c» on a rhyme
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| Ain’t nothing left homie but a scandalous crime
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| I’m the best damn rapper you could ever hate
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| Say I died on the freeway in the earthquake
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| Say I’m washed up, say I’m through
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| But the fact still stands I’m better than you
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| You got rhymes? |
| Well I got more
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| I take you on a trip to my rappin' store
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| You find rhymes and raps, poems and caps
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| Way more raps than any rapper could rap
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| Cause if you rap like me, he wouldn’t have to be
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| Weak on the mic like my boy MC
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| It don’t stop, to the funky beat
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| I know you like dancing with a real big freak
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| I can’t dance, but I sure can rhyme
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| I sold a million, in '89
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| And if you didn’t know baby, it’s the 90's now
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| Old Short Dog got a new breakdown
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| I went to Miko’s, fresh candy paint
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| Now I’m doing things that the suckers can’t
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| If I was dead, they’d call it «Dead Man’s Rap»
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| But on the real, Short Dog is back
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| Funk funky, off the Parliament
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| I’m still living, so let’s do it again
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| It’s incredible, even if I die
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| I never let 'em bury me without my mic
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| I bring a new meaning, to underground rap
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| Dead or alive, I’m still Born to Mack
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| I say «What's up» to my homies in Santa Rita
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| Right about now I know you need a
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| Too $hort rhyme to get you through the day
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| Oaktown style is the only way
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| I came up, and now I’ve sworn
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| To rock this mic til I can’t no more
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| And that’s game, straight pop the most
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| MC rapper from the West Coast
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| Too $hort, dead or alive
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| I still chill on the Eastside
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| Cause I remember how it all began
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| House parties in East Oakland
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| Now it’s on the pop charts, still rapping
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| I’m not dead, I’m just macking |