| Now, big Earl Bradshaw, he was a lone wolf
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| He was always on the prowl
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| And when he’d go out to find a woman
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| You could hear his awful howl
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| Ahoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
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| Ahoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
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| Baby, I’m comin' for you
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| Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo
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| Now, Lucy Dorcey, she was a pretty thing
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| But you know, she was married
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| Whenever she see him, old big Earl coming
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| She’d hide the ring she was wearing
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| Ahoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, alright
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| This went on every night
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| Big Earl would howl for more
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| But then one night there came a-poundin' on the door
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| There went her husband, he knocked the door down
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| And he grabbed her ferociously
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| She said, «Earl honey, would you call the police
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| 'Cause I believe, he’s a-killin' me»
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| He turned on Earl with the gun
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| There was no chance to run
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| He said, «You've had it, son»
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| But he’d missed and shot him through the knee
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| Well, old Earl, he jumped out the window
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| He was naked and limping down the road
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| And you could hear him howling in the distance
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| But he sounded like a wounded toad
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| «Ahooie, why did you shoot me in the knee?
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| I was just trying to do
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| The thing that comes naturally» |