Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Funky Cold Medina, artist - Tone-Loc. Date of issue: 31.12.2000
Song language: English
Funky Cold Medina |
| Cold coolin at a bar, and I’m lookin for some action |
| But like Mike Jagger said, I can’t get no satisfaction |
| The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me My threads are fresh and I’m lookin def, yo, what’s up with L-o-see? |
| The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar |
| Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I’m the star |
| So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina |
| I asked the guy, «Why you so fly?"he said, «Funky Cold Medina» |
| Funky Cold Medina |
| This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks |
| Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls’ll come real quick |
| It’s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac |
| A couple of sips of this love potion, and she’ll be on your lap |
| So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg |
| Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg |
| He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner |
| But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina |
| You know what I’m sayin? |
| I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door |
| I got Spuds McKenzie |
| Alex from Stroh’s |
| They won’t leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal |
| I went up to this girl, she said, «Hi, my name is Sheena» |
| I thought she’d be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina |
| She said, «I'd like a drink,"I said, «Ehm — ok, I’ll go get it» |
| Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned |
| But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man |
| So I threw him out, I don’t fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener |
| You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina |
| You know, ain’t no plans with a man |
| This is the 80's, and I’m down with the ladies |
| Ya know? |
| Break it down |
| Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection |
| I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_ |
| The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner |
| I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner |
| She had a few drinks, I’m thinkin soon what I’ll be gettin |
| Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin |
| I said, «Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I’ll be seein ya» |
| That’s why I found you don’t play around with the Funky Cold Medina |
| Ya know what I’m sayin |
| That Medina’s a monster, y’all |
| Funky Cold Medina |