| If their love’s on skids, treat your folks like kids
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| Or your family tree’s gonna snap
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| {MARSHA]
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| So to make 'em dig, first, you gotta rig
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| Uh, what do ya gotta rig?
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| The parent trap!
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| If they lose that zing and they just won’t swing
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| Then the problem falls in your lap
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| When your folks are square, then you must prepare
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| What do ya gotta prepare?
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| The parent trap!
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| To set the bait, recreate the date
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| The first time cupid shot 'em
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| Get 'em under the moon, play their favorite tune
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| John!
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| Marsha!
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| Ya got 'em!
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| Lead 'em back to love with the velvet glove
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| 'Cause they’re much too old for the strap
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| Straighten up their mess with togetherness
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| Togetherness!
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| The parent trap!
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| John, they’re playing our song!
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| Oh, Marsha, what fools we’ve been!
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| Straighten up their mess with togetherness
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| Togetherness!
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| Straighten up their mess with togetherness
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| Togetherness!
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| The parent trap! |