| We don’t smoke marijuana in Muskogee
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| We don’t take no trips on LSD
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| We don’t burn no draft cards down on Main Street
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| We like livin' right, and bein' free.
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| I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
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| A place where even squares can have a ball
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| We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
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| And white lightnin’s still the biggest thrill of all.
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| We don’t make a party out of lovin'
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| We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo
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| We don’t let our hair grow long and shaggy
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| Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.
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| And I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
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| A place where even squares can have a ball
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| We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
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| And white lightnin’s still the biggest thrill of all.
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| Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
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| Beads and Roman sandals won’t be seen
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| Football’s still the roughest thing on campus
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| And the kids here still respect the college dean.
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| And I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
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| A place where even squares can have a ball
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| We still wave Old Glory, down at the courthouse
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| In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA. |