| Out on the edge of town I bought a two room brick
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| Moved in as soon as I got the plumbin' all fixed
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| Making them payments worked my fingers to the bone
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| Anything I had to do to get myself a home
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| There was water in the basement it looked like a swimming pool
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| The man said son that water’ll help to keep your cottage cool
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| The Welcome Wagon brought me out some sleepin' pills and booze
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| I got the mean old subdivision blues
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| Somebody came and knocked my fence down just the other day
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| Tore up my yard and hauled my lawnmower away
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| Shot out my windows with the BB gun
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| A buggsy down the street came by and beat up my son
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| So I went out and bought myself a big old German dog
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| The man behind me saw me and he started raisin' hogs
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| A nineteen year old girl next door is sunnin' in the nude
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| I got those mean old subdivision blues
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| But I bought my house because it was located near a school
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| Now a bus comes by and takes my kids to Istambul
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| The guy next door just bought his son a brand new saxophone
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| The man behind me sued him cause his hogs were leavin' home
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| My buddy left his wife now he’s livin' in a tent
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| A hippie sued me cause I did not have a room to rent
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| They built a trailer park before I had a chance to move
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| I got them mean old subdivision blues
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| Well I moved out in the country just as far as I could go I couldn’t even get the Grand Ole Opry on the radio
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| I guess you know what happened just as soon as I moved in The man across the valley started clearin' off this land
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| The law came out and said that I would have to move my barn
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| They said the man next door was gonna subdivide his farm
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| They auctioned off my farm to build the state another school
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| I got the mean old subdivision blues
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| Well other night I dreamed I died and I went right straight to hell
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| I don’t know what I did but you know you can never tell
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| They handed me a key and handed me a little map
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| They said you got a place to live we’ll show you where it’s at They took me to a two room brick just on the edge of town
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| With thirty thousand other little houses falling down
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| A million years to pay it off with payments overdue
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| It’s hell to have the subdivision blues got those mean old subdivision blues |