Lyrics You'll Find Someone To Fart With - Tom Rosenthal

You'll Find Someone To Fart With

All panic, no disco
Like a bird on a hippo
No one ever saw you
And that’s why you flew away (Way)
Smiled at all the strangers
A bunch of «see you later"s
How’s your summer?
How’s your mama?
Look at my new pen
Moves too smooth
Then moves too bumpy
Wishing it was soft
But it feels too lumpy
Singing it all out
At the karaoke
Wishing you were Whitney
But feeling croaky
You prepare for the party
Combing your parting
And then you go and realise
Your hair looked better in the rain (Rain!)
Two hundred perfumes
And the colourful costumes
It’s all too much for you
But it’s too soon to leave the room
You’ll find someone to fart with
Someone to fart with
You’ll find someone to fart with
Find, find, find, find
Find a really cool habitat
And the truth about fancy hats
No one saw the difference
Grab the biscuit and cry
Jenny at the supermarket hates you
But it’s good
It’s not your fault the fruit
Stickers don’t stick as they should
Not feeling likely
Feeling quite unsightly
Put on your best shirt
For the old man on bus
Stars are dead but we’re alive
In the middle of night
Come with up with a song
And sing it to a frog
You’ll find someone to fart with
Someone to fart with
You’ll find someone to fart with
Fart
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with
Fart
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with
You will find someone to fart with
Someone to fart with
You will find someone to fart with