Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Glad To Be Gay, artist - Tom Robinson
Date of issue: 26.02.1999
Song language: English
Glad To Be Gay |
The British Police are the best in the world |
I don’t believe one of these stories I’ve heard |
'Bout them raiding our pubs for no reason at all |
Lining the customers up by the wall |
Picking out people and knocking them down |
Resisting arrest as they’re kicked on the ground |
Searching their houses and calling them queer |
I don’t believe that sort of thing happens here |
Sing if you’re glad to be gay |
Sing if you’re happy that way |
(Hey!) Sing if you’re glad to be gay |
Sing if you’re happy that way |
Pictures of naked young women are fun |
In Titbits and Playboy, page three of The Sun |
There’s no nudes in Gay News, our one magazine |
But they still find excuses to call it obscene |
Read how disgusting we are in the press |
The Telegraph, People and Sunday Express |
Molesters of children, corruptors of youth |
It’s there in the paper, it must be the truth |
(Try and) Sing if you’re glad to be gay |
Sing if you’re happy that way |
(Hey!) Sing if you’re glad to be gay |
Sing if you’re happy that way |
Don’t try to kid us that if you’re discreet |
You’re perfectly safe as you walk down the street |
You don’t have to mince or make bitchy remarks |
To get beaten unconscious and left in the dark |
I had a friend who was gentle and short |
He was lonely one evening and went for a walk |
Queerbashers caught him, kicked in his teeth |
He was only hospitalised for a week |
(And he still bears the scars) |
Sing if you’re glad to be gay |
Sing if you’re happy that way |
(Hey!) Sing if you’re glad to be gay |
Sing if you’re happy that way |
And sit back and watch as they close down our clubs |
Arrest us for meeting and raid all our pubs |
Make sure your boyfriend’s at least 21 |
So only your friends and your brothers get done |
Lie to your workmates, lie to your folks |
Put down the queens, tell anti-queer jokes |
Gay Lib’s ridiculous, join their laughter |
'The buggers are legal now, what more are they after?' |
(Tell them!) |
Sing if you’re glad to be gay |
Sing if you’re happy that way |
(Hey!) Sing if you’re glad to be gay |
Sing if you’re happy that way |
Sing if you’re glad to be gay |
Sing if you’re happy that way |
(Hey!) Sing if you’re glad to be gay |
Sing if you’re happy this way |