| One night as I was walking down Columbus Avenue
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| The sushi bars were shuttered, and the dark cantina too
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| I stood there in the darkness as an empty cab rolled by
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| When all at once I heard the sound of yuppies in the sky
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| The herd came down Columbus for as far as I could see
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| The men were wearing polo and the women wore esprit
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| Each yuppie had a Walkman, and as each one passed me by
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| I saw their sad expressions and I heard their mournful cry
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| Condos for sale, Condos to buy, Oh Yuppies in the sky
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| Condos for sale, Condos to buy, Oh Yuppies in the sky
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| Each one was wearing running shoes upon the ghostly deck
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| And each one had a cotton sweater wrapped around his neck
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| They all held out their credit cards and tried in vain to buy
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| But all the stores were shuttered to the yuppies in the sky
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| Condos for sale, Condos to buy, Oh Yuppies in the sky
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| Condos for sale, Condos to buy, Oh Yuppies in the sky
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| I’d seen them in commercials sailing boats and playing ball
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| Pouring beer for one another, crying, «Why not have it all»
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| Now I saw their ghostly progress down Columbus Avenue
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| I heard their cries for mercy and it chilled me through and through
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| Condos for sale, Condos to buy, Oh Yuppies in the sky
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| Condos for sale, Condos to buy, Oh Yuppies in the sky
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| All the salad bars were empty, all the quiche Lorraine was gone
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| I heard the yuppies crying as they vanished in the dawn
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| Calling brand names to each other, they faded from my view
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| They’d be networking forever down Columbus Avenue
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| Condos for sale, Condos to buy, Oh Yuppies in the sky
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| Condos for sale, Condos to buy, Oh Yuppies in the sky |