| The candidates come and the candidates go
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| And we all sound the same
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| I’m Eeenie, I’m Meenie, I’m Minie, I’m Mo
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| And we all sound the same
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| We’re having another election this year
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| We’re hiring the halls and we’re pouring the beer
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| We’ll tell you precisely what you long to hear
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| And we all sound the same
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| We’re there every time you turn on your TV
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| And we all sound the same
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| Help stop unemployment, try voting for me!
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| Yes, we all sound the same
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| We’re kissing the babies and shaking the hands
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| We’re blowing balloons and we’re leading the bands
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| We’re hoping that nobody here understands
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| That we all sound the same
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| We’ll fearlessly take our positions when we know how you feel
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| We’ve taken the polls, and we know it’s the safe thing to do
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| We’ve studied the trends for the feelings that we’re allowed to feel
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| We’ll be out there leading, about two or three steps behind you — that’s off of
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| the record
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| Mr. Chairman, my close friend, Mr. Lincoln, has a …
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| Yes we all sound the same
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| Introducing our new economic plan for the future of America…
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| And we all sound the same
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| And I have come before this august gathering to promise you that if I am
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| elected, I will further discover misbeliefs
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| in institution, constitution, and prosperity…
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| And we all sound the same
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| We’ll fearlessly take our positions when we know how you feel (all sound the
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| same)
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| We’ve taken our polls, and we know it’s the safe thing to do (all sound the
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| same)
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| We’ve studied the trends for the feelings that we’re allowed to feel (all sound
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| the same)
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| We’ll be out there leading, about two or three steps behind you — that’s off of
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| the record
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| We’re fast on our feet when the ball’s in our court
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| And we all sound the same
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| We’re earnestly hoping your memories are short
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| And we all sound the same
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| We’ve mastered the art of rhetorical curve
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| We’ve practiced sincerity, screwed up our nerve
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| We’re praying we don’t get what we all deserve
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| And we all sound the same
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| We’re praying we don’t get what we all deserve
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| And we all sound the same |