| Yes sir, modern life is scary, it’s sure tough on me and thee
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| It’s hard to count on anything these days
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| But when things get too hairy with their insecurity
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| You can count on the Post Office, Lord be praised
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| They say we’ll all be cinders in the end (in the end)
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| But there’s one bright hope on which we may depend (may depend)
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| They can go and drop the big one but the mail will go through
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| That’s a promise to you, that the mail will go through
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| There’ll be no one left to read it, but the mail will go through
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| What a wonderful change that will be
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| The announcement was so welcome; |
| it allayed our deepest fears
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| It was met with heartfelt cheers (hurray!) as we sank a couple o'
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| Beers
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| We can write to all our loved ones saying, we’re no longer here
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| And the mail will go through (rain or shine)
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| They can go and drop the big one but the mail will go through
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| That’s a promise to you, that the mail will go through
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| There’ll be no one left to read it, but the mail will go through
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| What a wonderful change that will be
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| When the final war is over and it’s been a great success
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| We’ve been powdered, more or less — comes the mail man express
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| He’ll come sifting through the ashes till he finds the right address
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| And the mail will go through (rain or shine)
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| They can go and drop the big one but the mail will go through
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| That’s a promise to you, that the mail will go through
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| There’ll be no one left to read it, but the mail will go through
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| What a wonderful change that will be
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| So the future can’t be all bad; |
| there’s a lot you’ve got to like
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| If they’ve vaporized your bike you can take a little hike
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| And get your letter in the chute between the first and second strike
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| And the mail will go through (rain or shine)
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| They can go and drop the big one but the mail will go through
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| That’s a promise to you, that the mail will go through
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| There’ll be no one left to read it, but the mail will go through
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| What a wonderful change that will be
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| What a wonderful change that will be |