Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Don't Drink, artist - Tom MacDonald. Date of issue: 23.04.2020
Song language: English
I Don't Drink |
| I screwed up, I just wanna say I’m sorry |
| It’s all my fault, you should probably ignore me |
| Oh my God, should’ve given you a warning |
| All my friends are sick and tired of this story |
| I don’t drink 'cause when I’m drunk, I’m annoying |
| Call your phone when it’s three in the morning |
| Start a fight, parked a whip in your garden |
| You probably think I am mentally retarded |
| Please, don’t call me crazy 'cause I’m not |
| Last night I had one too many shots |
| Blacked out, got arrested by the cops |
| Woke up on the neighbours front lawn |
| Every time that I’m hangover, I convince myself I’m dying |
| Where the hell my pants go and why is my girlfriend crying? |
| I say that I remember what I did, but I am lying |
| There’s a tattoo on my buttcheek, it’s a beer can and he’s smiling |
| I’m pretty sure the last night went down in history |
| We made it out alive, and that’s a victory |
| Black eyes, minor injuries |
| We lost a fight together, that’s a win to me |
| I don’t drink 'cause when I’m drunk, I’m retarded |
| Ask around, I’m the life of the party |
| Hold my beer 'cause I’m only getting started |
| Who cares about tomorrow and the misery? |
| I’m a mess, and I know you don’t deserve it |
| You’re the best, and I’m a pretty stupid person |
| None-the-less you try to help me 'cause I’m hurting |
| I confess, sometimes I feel like I’m not worth it |
| I don’t drink 'cause when I’m drunk, I’m a problem |
| I don’t care who I hurt, I feel awesome |
| Holy crap, it’s either jail or a coffin |
| Soon enough I’mma be at rock bottom |
| Please help, tell me, how I end up here? |
| Last night, I had one too many beers |
| Flashbacks, but I can’t remember clear |
| Why I texted all my exes, and we haven’t spoke in years |
| Every time that I’m hangover, last night doesn’t feel so funny |
| I threw up on my front step, and I wasted all of my money |
| I got naked in the night club right in front of all my buddies |
| Then I went home with some girl I thought was hot, but she is ugly |
| I’m pretty sure the last night went down in history |
| We made it out alive, and that’s a victory |
| Black eyes, minor injuries |
| We lost a fight together, that’s a win to me |
| I don’t drink 'cause when I’m drunk, I’m retarded |
| Ask around, I’m the life of the party |
| Hold my beer 'cause I’m only getting started |
| Who cares about tomorrow and the misery? |
| You call my phone, 'kay be quiet, can you hear it? |
| I don’t hear it |
| Damn, oh no, my sexy photos, can we clear it? |
| We need to clear it |
| I’m pretty sure the last night went down in history |
| We made it out alive, and that’s a victory |
| Black eyes, minor injuries |
| We lost a fight together, that’s a win to me |
| I don’t drink 'cause when I’m drunk, I’m retarded |
| Ask around, I’m the life of the party |
| Hold my beer 'cause I’m only getting started |
| Who cares about tomorrow and the misery? |