| You Don't Have to Camp Around |
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| Daddy don’t like it but mommy still wonders, sweet boy |
| But you’re allowed to try it |
| And I point no fingers |
| Sweet boy, but I’m still wonderin' what it means, boy |
| You hold your wrist so limply |
| You don’t have to camp around |
| Save all your money, go confess on Sunday, sweet boy |
| And you get your copy of Honey |
| Back on the street by Monday |
| Sweet boy, but tell me where does that leave me, boy |
| Save the satin undies |
| Don’t pluck out your eyebrows |
| Stow the mincey lisping |
| You don’t have to camp around |
