| Sir Reality |
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| No one ever lies |
| No one really dies |
| Money brings you joy |
| Girls are girls and boys are boys |
| The ocean has no salt |
| Lack is all your fault |
| Knowledge comes for free |
| Surreality |
| The truth is plain to see |
| But you may not agree |
| Much profanity |
| Surreality |
| Truth is plain to see |
| If you disagree |
| Then you can call on me |
| Sir reality |
| All science is a ploy |
| A gun is just a toy |
| Man is born not made |
| Its good to be afraid |
| The earth is not so warm |
| The moon is not that cold |
| The rich deserve to be |
| Surreality |
| The truth is plain to see |
| But you may not agree |
| Much profanity |
| Surreality |
| Truth is plain to see |
| If you disagree |
| Then you can join me |
| Sir reality |
| 'Cause now I realize |
| No one really dies |
| Money brings you joy |
| Girls are girls and boys are boys |
| The truth is plain to see |
| If you disagree |
| Then you can join me |
| Sir reality |
