| There is this party, they say I should come by
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| I’m bad with strangers but I may give it a try
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| Sittin' in the corner and I’m feelin kinda shy
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| I see someone but I’m afraid to catch their eye
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| And in my mind
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| We’ll have a nice time
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| Drinking fine wine
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| Then somebody yelled
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| «Wake up and smell the moonshine»
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| And the lights got dimmer and began to flicker
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| Then they broke out the party liquor
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| When the moment came I didn’t have to trick her
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| She just threw back that party liquor
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| This shit gets crazier with every passing hour
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| I should slow down but I don’t seem to have the power
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| I’m drinking everything including grape and grain
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| I’m thinkin' thoughts that I should never entertain
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| And in my brain
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| We are so urbane
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| Oysters and champagne
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| Then somebody yelled
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| «Wake up, you must be insane»
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| And the loud mouths lose it and they begin to bicker
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| Over who holds their party liquor
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| And we all find out just who can get sicker quicker
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| When they break out the party liquor
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| While the trash piles higher and the floor gets slicker
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| 'Cause they spill so much party liquor
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| And the TV’s blaring 'cause they can’t find the clicker
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| Things get so lost on party liquor
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| Ooooooh
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| (Put your hands in the air)
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| (Put your hands in the air)
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| (Put your hands in the air)
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| (Put your hands in the air)
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| (Put your hands in the air)
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| (Put your hands in the air)
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| And in my mind
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| We’ll have a nice time
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| Drinking fine wine
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| Then somebody yelled
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| «Wake up»
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| And the noise grows louder and the plot gets thicker
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| As they run out of party liquor
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| Then I look right of her and begin to snicker
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| Things get so strange on party liquor
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| 'Cause if I was sober I would never pick her
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| You do weird things on party liquor
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| And the rude boys line up to get in her knickers
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| When she’s face down on party liquor
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| So everybody sing
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| It’s party liquor time!
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| So everybody sing
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| It’s party liquor time!
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| Everybody sing
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| It’s party liquor time!
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| Yeah everybody sing
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| It’s party liquor time! |