| Hello
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| Hello
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| Wait, I swear you’re The Chuckle Brothers
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| You must be Barry and he’s Paul
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| Nah something’s weird, where’s your ladders?
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| In the van, go get 'em Barry
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| What now? |
| Yeah, just a minute
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| Here’s TinchyIt isn’t. |
| It is! |
| It isn’t. |
| It is!
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| Is it? |
| Yeah!
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| Yeah it’s me, look up there
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| There’s a leak, you’re exactly the pair I need
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| Wait in fact, let me ask one question
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| One question?
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| Just one
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| I respect you both so you’re welcome here
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| But who or what really brought you here?
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| Dan, in his van, silly question
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| Yeah, what a silly question
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| Oh, cheeky and rude
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| I know my role, you play yours too
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| And put them ladders up Yeah, before you trip over laces, tie up your shoes
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| I wear slip ons, get the ladders Barry!
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| Mate, over here, quick word
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| Barry’s got shoes and they come with laces
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| You must have both misheard
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| Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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| Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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| Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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| Yeah, safe, innit
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| Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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| Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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| Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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| Oh dear
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| There’s a ladder, who’s taking it To me, to you
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| To me, to you then
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| Oh, just stop with that me to you, to me to you, to me to you stuff
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| We’ve both got things to do from me to you, from me to you bruv
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| What?
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| Oh, just stop with that me to you, to me to you, to me to you stuff
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| We’ve both got things to do from me to you, from me to you bruv
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| You’re two funny dudes, jokes aside, no pun intended,
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| mind your own business
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| It is our business. |
| We want to sing a song
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| We can do a duet?
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| Three-et, there’s three of us Nah, nah that’s a step too far
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| In fact, you can rap, take the next two bars
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| Hippity-hop, bibble-be-boop-boop
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| Oh my!
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| So, what do you think Tinchy?
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| Do you think we should put down a track?
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| Look, I met you at Keith Lemon’s show, y’know
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| And I said I’ve got a leak
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| But it was great mate, y’know
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| Of course, we could sing about a leak, couldn’t we?
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| I dunno, I dunno if we should do any songs together
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| You see the thing is, we sing
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| Nah, nah, nah, let’s get this straight
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| Laaaa, we sing songs
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| Yeah but, I mean, you’d need to sing with us Nah, I respect you, but bruv, please
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| Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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| Alright then Tinchy, we’ll see ya Yeah, we better go then, see ya then, bye |