| Two medicines, I need them every day
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| Two medicines to keep the doctor away
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| One to drown my sorrows
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| One to face my fears
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| Laughter and tears
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| Laughter and tears
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| Two medicines, I swear they ain’t no crime
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| Two medicines and they don’t cost a dime
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| They heal the body, cleanse the soul
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| Help me master self-control
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| Two medicines have helped me through the years
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| Laughter and tears
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| Laughter and tears
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| Two medicines, life’s little pleasures
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| Two medicines to help relieve the pressure
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| Pressure from without, pressure from within
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| Pressure in my bloodstream, pressure on my skin
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| Pressure from my elders, pressure from my peers
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| Laughter and tears
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| Laughter and tears
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| There was a man so masculine
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| He would not take his medicine
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| No pain could penetrate his pride
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| He kept his feelings locked inside
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| His final years were such a waste
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| That when he died his dear wife place
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| Upon his grave this epitaph:
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| His life was so funny he forgot to laugh
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| Two medicines are all we really need
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| Two medicines, effectiveness guaranteed
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| They aid communication, make for better sex
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| You can mix the two together with no bad side effects
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| Two medicines to help you through the years
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| Laughter and tears
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| Laughter and tears
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| Two medicines, I need them every day
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| Two medicines to keep the doctor away
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| One to drown my sorrows, one to face my fears
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| Laughter and tears
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| Laughter and tears |