| Betty’s in a wet T-shirt, feeling foolish and vain
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| Looking like some housecat that got caught out in the rain
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| Staring into the mirror at this less-than-pretty picture
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| Feeling ten years older now, and fifty bucks richer
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| Life is hard
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| Can’t buy happiness no matter what you do
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| Can’t get to heaven on roller skates
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| Can’t take a taxi cab to Timbuktu
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| Paul was a poor little rich boy, he never had to cry
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| Whenever he complained of aches and pains the doctors would drop by
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| Now he goes to parties with the prettiest girls in town
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| They get paid five hundred dollars just to kick him when he’s down
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| Life is hard
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| Can’t buy happiness no matter what you do
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| Can’t get to heaven on roller skates
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| Can’t take a taxi cab to Timbuktu
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| Life is hard
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| Life is hard
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| Life is hard
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| Can’t buy happiness no matter what you do
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| Can’t get to heaven on roller skates
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| Can’t take a taxi cab to Timbuktu
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| After he stiffed a waitress, and ran out on his tab
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| Big Mac had a heart attack in the back of a Yellow Cab
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| By the time the sound of the siren said the ambulance was coming
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| His heart had stopped beating, but the meter was still running
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| Life is hard
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| Can’t buy happiness no matter what you do
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| Can’t get to heaven on roller skates
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| Can’t take a taxi cab to Timbuktu
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| Life is hard
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| Life is hard
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| Life is hard
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| Life is hard
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| Ain’t no escaping when the rent comes due
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| Can’t get to heaven on roller skates
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| Can’t take a taxi cab to Timbuktu |