| Well, Eve told Adam
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| Snakes? |
| I’ve had 'em!
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| Let’s get outta here!
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| Go raise this family someplace outta town
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| They left the garden just in time
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| With the landlord cussin' right behind
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| They headed East
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| And they finally settled down
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| One thing led to another:
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| A bunch of sons
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| One killed his brother
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| And they kicked him out with nothin' but his clothes
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| And the human race survived
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| 'Cause all those brothers found wives
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| But where they came from
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| Ain’t nobody knows
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| (guitar riff)
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| Then came the flood
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| Go figure…
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| Just like New Orleans only bigger
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| No one who couldn’t swim would make it through
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| The lucky ones were on a boat
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| Think «circus»
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| And then make it float
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| I hope nobody pulls the plug on you!
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| How they fed that crowd is a mystery
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| It ain’t down in the history
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| But it’s a cinch they didn’t
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| Live on cakes and jam
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| Lions don’t eat cabbage
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| And in spite of that old adage
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| I ain’t never seen one
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| Lie down with a lamb
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| (long guitar riff)
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| Well, Charlie Darwin looked so far
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| Into the way things are
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| He caught a glimpse of God’s
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| Unfolding plan
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| God said: «I'll make some DNA»
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| They can use it any way they want
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| From paramecium
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| Right up to man."
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| «They'll have sex
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| And mixed up sections of their code
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| They’ll have mutations…
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| The whole thing works like clockwork over time.»
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| «I'll just sit back in the shade
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| While everyone gets laid
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| That’s what I call
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| Intelligent design.»
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| Yeah, you and your cat named Felix
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| Both wrapped up in that double helix
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| Is what we call
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| Intelligent design |