| Went to the grocery store after the stampede
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| People fight for toilet paper like the UFC
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| Nothin' left on that shelf but lonely can of beans
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| So I guess I'll head back to the house and take a bath in bleach
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| Quarantine, quarantine
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| Drinkin' whiskey like vaccine
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| Wavin' at the neighbors
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| Social distancing
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| Quarantine, quarantine
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| Wearing Lysol like sunscreen
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| Quarantine, quarantine
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| Oh, lonesome quarantine
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| All my anti-huntin' buds are reachin' out to me
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| I know your freezers stay stocked up, can I get some fresh deer meat?
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| Well, I hope your family's well, hope them hands are clean
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| Any chance that you might have an extra AR-15
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| Quarantine, quarantine
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| Drinkin' whiskey like vaccine
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| Wavin' at the neighbors
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| Social distancing
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| Quarantine, quarantine
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| Wearing Lysol like sunscreen
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| Quarantine, quarantine
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| Oh, lonesome quarantine
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| Shoutout to the heroes
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| Fightin' this disease
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| It's time to come together now
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| As one society
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| But wait a minute
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| Whoa, h-, like-, i-, just-, stop, stop, stop
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| I meant that, in like a metaphorical sense
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| Not a literal sense
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| Because if we came together that would be the antithesis of what quarantine means
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| But good thing we have FaceTime
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| 'Cause we can hang out, make dumb songs like this
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| And shoutout to all the healthcare workers out there
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| And, Tim, I really like that chorus, let's hit that one more time
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| Quarantine, quarantine
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| Drinkin' whiskey like vaccine
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| Wavin' at the neighbors
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| Social distancing
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| Quarantine, quarantine
|
| Wearing Lysol like sunscreen
|
| Quarantine, quarantine
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| Oh, lonesome quarantine |