| The other day I checked my bank account, I could swear it was the wrong amount
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| and I didn’t understand cause I’ve been working hard.
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| For the life of me I didn’t know where it went.
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| I hadn’t even payed the rent.
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| Then the Mercedes pulled up in the yard.
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| Oh, Lord I should have seen it coming, this time I’m in deep.
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| Now I’m heading to poor house, you’re heading to jail.
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| And if I end up there I ain’t making bail.
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| And if it goes to court, I sure don’t have a case.
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| Cause I ran out of money some time ago, but if you look at my wife you’d never
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| know.
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| I’m afraid my baby’s got champagne taste on a beer budget.
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| When my throat dried up and my heart just sunk as she motioned me over and I
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| popped the trunk.
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| And I tried to ignore her absent minded smile.
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| Then boy I was greeted by quite the crew, this Louis Vuitton and some Jimmy
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| Choo.
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| And that was just the fellas that were sitting on top of the pile.
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| I said, «Baby, there’s a Walmart a block away and I don’t think they sell these brands.»
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| Now I’m heading to poor house, you’re heading to jail.
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| And if I end up there I ain’t making bail.
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| And if it goes to court, I sure don’t have a case.
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| Cause I ran out of money some time ago, but if you look at my wife you’d never
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| know.
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| I’m afraid my baby’s got champagne taste on a beer budget.
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| All the bills are in my name.
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| They’re gonna haul my ass away.
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| And I won’t see her pretty face at all, cause the prison’s nowhere near the
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| mall.
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| Now I’m heading to poor house, you’re heading to jail.
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| And if I end up there I ain’t making bail.
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| And if it goes to court, I sure don’t have a case.
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| Cause I ran out of money some time ago, but if you look at my wife you’d never
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| know.
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| I’m afraid my baby’s got champagne taste on a beer budget. |