| I’m a smash at cocktail parties
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| I keep falling on my face
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| I can’t decide which side my heart is
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| I’m such a damn disgrace
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| Can’t take me anyplace
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| Can’t take me anyplace
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| Can’t take me anyplace
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| Hide this face
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| Hide your face
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| Hide this face
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| Hide this face
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| I reinvent behaving badly
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| I’m extremely commonplace
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| Although you know I love me madly
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| I disturb the populace
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| Can’t take me anyplace
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| Can’t take me anyplace
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| Can’t take me anyplace
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| Hide this face
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| Hide your face
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| Hide this face
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| Hide this face
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| I’m the subject of controversy
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| It’s my delicious carapace
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| But idle gossip never bothered me
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| I’m the very worst of taste
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| Can’t take me anyplace
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| Can’t take me anyplace
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| Can’t take me anyplace
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| Can’t take me anyplace |