| Congratulations on your recent acquisition, the bunker is convenient and =
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| easy to install, you’ve purchased the finest in home fortification, the =
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| comfort will please you and heighten you’re morale, keenly concoted the =
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| barricade is comely, the entrance is impregnable and ready for assault, =
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| safe in the knowledge you didn’t waste your money, lie back in your =
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| sanctum you are untouchable. |
| Sterile heaven hermetically sealed for your =
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| protection and increased yield. |
| Sterile heaven 'cause you’re #1, =
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| equipped with ample insulation. |
| Under surveilance invaders are detected, =
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| external apparatus incarcerates them all. |
| Flash incinerated and lightly =
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| disinfected, the ashes are bundled and packed in a vault, you’re =
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| accomodations are acoustically defended you need not hear the death =
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| cries we bring them to a halt, encapsulation is highly recommended, in =
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| brocade or wood grain or neoclassical. |
| Airtight and quiet with total =
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| privacy just keep the filter clean, you’ve taken the precaution, of =
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| utter isolation, you buy serenity, you’ve read the warranty.
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| Submitted by: Mel |